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Old 05-03-2012, 11:14 PM
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Quoth sirwired View Post
Ask a cashier to personally fix a washing machine? The mind boggles.
I dread thinking about the sheer stupidity for too long.

Old 05-03-2012, 11:24 PM
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That's freaking awesome
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

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What's the difference?
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:24 AM
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Cono, you do indeed rock ^_^

That was a wonderful way to handle the situation, to boot -- calm, collected, and far more polite than the cursetomer himself was. Simply Awesome.
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:03 AM
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Pure awesome. The stuff that dreams are made of!

Old 05-04-2012, 03:14 PM
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"Make it happen now!"

I wonder what this guy does at laundromats?

Please behave yourself! Down boy!

Old 05-04-2012, 05:52 PM
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I want to have your children.

Old 05-05-2012, 04:23 AM
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It's people like this that make me wish stores actually had backbones most of the time.

Of course, the fact that I have this song playing in the back of my mind most of the time means that sucktomers like this no longer get to me, at all.

Old 05-06-2012, 12:41 AM
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Thank you for posting this video. That song rocks!
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Old 05-06-2012, 12:30 PM
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Oh wow. I heard you saying that in the voice of Captain Peacock. Damn fine work, sir, damn fine!
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