Background: At Mom's art gallery, someone had left behind a twin pack of printer ink from "Hayche-Pee". It was sitting around before one of the other artists got fed up and posted a note that it was free. Mom knows that I like to sell things on ebay, so she took it home. Rather than listing it, I decided to wait since this weekend was the family yard sale; where mom, dad and several of my cousins gather all our stuff into one HUGE sale. I had priced the ink at $1. It was near to the road with the rest of my things.
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Around 1, when I was being distracted by pizza and the world's most adorable 3 year old customer, Fucking Reject (FR for short) walks up to my cousin Bella, who was at her toy table next to mine. Bella is 9 years old.
FR: "50 cents for one ink."
B: "No, that's my cousin ralerin's ink. She says it's $1."
FR: "No, I want one. 50 cents or I'll take it anyway."
B: "No, it's $1."
FR: "Well then. *rips box open, grabs the ink cartridge and is in his car in a flash.*
Unfortunately for FR, he failed to notice that the ink was manufactured in 2007 and had been sitting in the art gallery for several years. Moron stole a most likely dry ink cartridge.
"Well I'll Steal It Anyway."
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