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To whoever pulled the hotel fire alarm last night....
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:30 PM
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Thanks. My vacation to that point had everything but pants-crapping terror.

Do that again and everybody in the hotel will be kicking your ass.

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Old 05-27-2012, 04:13 PM
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Gee, this is rich.

Apparently last night's false alarm was due to a "foreign" guest pulling the alarm thinking it would open a door, according to the front desk clerk.
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Old 05-27-2012, 05:25 PM
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Apparently last night's false alarm was due to a "foreign" guest pulling the alarm thinking it would open a door, according to the front desk clerk.
I have no words just:
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Old 05-27-2012, 05:28 PM
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Well, it did open the door to your wrath!

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Old 05-28-2012, 12:12 AM
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Today, I saw a wolf (or was it a coyote?), some white-assed elk, probably an Osprey trolling for a meal, and many many more buffalo, including two babiez play-humping (or I hope they were just playing) and one taking a dump.
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:50 AM
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My first night in Toronto (new job after graduation) I was in a hotel downtown. I had been up all night the night before my flight (last-minute stuff), and of course the day before that, and I didn't get any sleep on the plane. Needless to say, I was TIRED. In the same hotel were high-school grads having a party associated with prom or graduation, and someone pulled the fire alarm. When I got back to my room after the all-clear, I found that I had adjusted EVERY control on the clock-radio beside the bed.

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