"Rev those engines louder. I can't hear how small your dicks are." -J2K

[emax4]

If this were the 80's I could say, "mmmMMMIDASIZE IT!"

[blas]

Last Tuesday evening (not yesterday, a week ago), Dad was following me back to their house with more of my stuff to move. He'd started out ahead but he putzes so bad, I flew past him eventually on the freeway and he got behind me.

Anywho....we were both behind this huge truck that was so obnoxiously loud, and they had to make a dramatic show every time they accellerated or made a turn.

I stuck my pinky out the window and shook it.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Quoth Mr Hero

Do you know the muffler man?

The muffler man?!

[emax4]

Quoth Mr Hero

Do you know the muffler man?

Quoth Jay 2K Winger

The muffler man?!

The muffler man...

[Ironclad Alibi]

Quoth Mr Hero

Do you know the muffler man?

That lives in Dickless Lane?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Quoth dalesys

I remember the time the muffler shop muffed it and put glass-packs on my dad's sedate '59 Mercedes sedan...

My mom had glass packs on her 1973 El Camino SuperSport. You could hear her coming a mile away.

And people think it was years of listening to Donna Summer and the Bee Gees at top volume with headphones on that's caused me to lose part of my hearing. . .

[emax4]

I had glasspacks too on my '71 Chevelle SS, had a 327 engine from a '64 Corvette. Yes, it made me feel badass, but you can't really show off when the glasspacks scream out to cops from miles away.