Self-Sighting at the Bus Station
So I had to take a bus across the state for a convention. In order to get to the east side, I had to go a long way south first. When I got to the station where I had to transfer, there was about a two hour wait. I went inside and asked at the desk where the next bus would be pulling in. The woman behind the desk was obviously new and didn't know, but said she'd look it up. Just then her manager stepped in and basically said "You'll find out when it gets here."
"Well! I just wanted to know so I could go sit where it's going to be! But I guess that's too COMPLICATED!" I said to no one in particular as I stomped away. Good lord, I sounded like my extremely grumpy grandmother.
"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett