Why, sir? WHY?!

[Jester]

Quoth vikingchyk

Do you remember the one in Spanish?

Si. Es bien.

Quoth Jay 2K Winger

(Jester, make some room for me on that porch. I'll be joining you shortly...)

(No problem. You bring the shotgun and the popcorn, I'll bring the overpowered flashlight and the beer.)

[geekischic]

We had a picture frame once ring in as framed fart, and a plush animal type thing ring in as ass cuddles.

[Gizmo]

Childrens clothing used to be on the reciept as "young boy" or "young girl".

Just gives you visions of someone walking up and placing a toddler on the counter and saying "I'd like to return this...."

(or the other comment from customers as it came up on the till customer screen was "you can buy children that cheap? hah, I'd give you mine for free!")

[Andara Bledin]

Quoth Merriweather

Doesn't quite work, HM for Hormel seems plausible, but the PM doesn't - there's not another M anywhere after the P in pepperoni.

Late to the party, but that's possibly Hormel Peperoni Minis.

I've spotted LOL Butter on my receipt before. I have to admit... I 'd.

^-.-^

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Quoth Andara Bledin

Late to the party, but that's possibly Hormel Peperoni Minis.

I've spotted LOL Butter on my receipt before. I have to admit... I 'd.

^-.-^

I prefer "LOL Cheese."

Homo milk is always a good one.

From now on I'm going to end up looking at all my receipts and writing down the most amusing or confusing. Thanks CS.com XD Like I don't already do enough pointless things in my every-day life.

EDIT!

Found a good one;

KN FOR NUT TOY

I honestly have no clue what it is...

[Jester]

Quoth Gizmo

Childrens clothing used to be on the reciept as "young boy" or "young girl".

Just gives you visions of someone walking up and placing a toddler on the counter and saying "I'd like to return this...."

(or the other comment from customers as it came up on the till customer screen was "you can buy children that cheap? hah, I'd give you mine for free!")

The first one just conjures to my mind the image from opening of The Simpsons of the cashier accidentally scanning and bagging Maggie.

The second reminds me of my father on the beach in Florida and Cape Cod in the Seventies, walking up to people on the beach and offering to rent them his children. When they protested that they didn't want to pay to take his children, even for a short time, he would say with an absolute straight face, "Oh no...I'll pay YOU!"

It's a wonder we turned out anywhere near normal. Oh, wait.....shit.

[dragon_wings]

Don't worry Jester, I didn't turn out normal either. :P

[Jester]

Normal is boring. Fuck that!

Thanks, Dad!

[dragon_wings]

Totally. I would so rather be weird. ^_^

[Flying Grype]

My favourite campus pub had a cash register that would ring up my veggie burger as VEGGIE NURGER. I found that irresistibly funny. I couldn't even tell people about it with a straight face.