I must be getting all the April 'fools' in a day early, because here is a little sample of the craziness I've had to deal with just today:
Me: Guess Who
SC: Well, guess who
First Call of the Day:
Me: Thank you for calling Satan's Software Company, how may I assist you?
SC: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BREAKING THE LAW???
Me: ...ah, what? Ma'am, I just said thank you for calling and asked...
SC: YOUR SOFTWARE SAYS I BROKE THE LAW!!!
Me: (thinking she's seen a piracy warning that comes up for some people who unwisely bought pirated software off of Ebay): Ah, I apologize for any confusion, ma'am, we certainly don't mean it to sound like we are accusing you of anything. Could you read the exact message you are seeing?
SC: "Explorer has performed an illegal operation...
Me; *sound of head hitting desk, followed by 10 minutes of 'thats not what that means'*
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Third call of the day:
Me: Thank you for calling Satan's Software Company, how may I assist you?
SC: The controller I just bought doesnt work! I want my money back!!
Me: I can certainly help you get that arranged, sir. Could you tell me what controller you purchased? If you dont know, there is a sticker on the bottom that lists the actual title of the item...
SC: Playstation 3...uh...Sixaxis...uh...
Me: Err...sir, did you say this is for a Playstation 3?
SC: Yeah
Me: And you do know that the Playstation is produced by Sony?
SC: Uh...yeah?
Me: And you know you called Microsoft?
SC: Yeah. Aren't you guys all the same?
Me: ....
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I'm losing the rest of my brain cells. Really, I am.
Me: Guess Who
SC: Well, guess who
First Call of the Day:
Me: Thank you for calling Satan's Software Company, how may I assist you?
SC: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BREAKING THE LAW???
Me: ...ah, what? Ma'am, I just said thank you for calling and asked...
SC: YOUR SOFTWARE SAYS I BROKE THE LAW!!!
Me: (thinking she's seen a piracy warning that comes up for some people who unwisely bought pirated software off of Ebay): Ah, I apologize for any confusion, ma'am, we certainly don't mean it to sound like we are accusing you of anything. Could you read the exact message you are seeing?
SC: "Explorer has performed an illegal operation...
Me; *sound of head hitting desk, followed by 10 minutes of 'thats not what that means'*
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Third call of the day:
Me: Thank you for calling Satan's Software Company, how may I assist you?
SC: The controller I just bought doesnt work! I want my money back!!
Me: I can certainly help you get that arranged, sir. Could you tell me what controller you purchased? If you dont know, there is a sticker on the bottom that lists the actual title of the item...
SC: Playstation 3...uh...Sixaxis...uh...
Me: Err...sir, did you say this is for a Playstation 3?
SC: Yeah
Me: And you do know that the Playstation is produced by Sony?
SC: Uh...yeah?
Me: And you know you called Microsoft?
SC: Yeah. Aren't you guys all the same?
Me: ....
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I'm losing the rest of my brain cells. Really, I am.
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