Why do people here refer to overly-entitled sucky customers as "douchenozzles"? Wouldn't "enema nozzles" be more appropriate? After all, they're stuck-up assholes.
You've probably heard the story of the little Dutch boy, but what most people don't know is that it's a bowlderized version of what happened. He was walking along, and saw that there was a leak in the dike, so he stuck his finger in the hole to plug it. Soon afterward, a second leak started, so he plugged that with a finger from his other hand. A while after that, another leak started, so he kicked off one of his clogs and stuck his toe in the hole. Later, the dike started leaking again, so he kicked off his other clog and stuck a toe from that foot in the hole. Then the dike sprung yet another leak. Fortunately, the little Dutch boy was there - if a little Dutch girl had been the person to encounter the leaky dike, Holland would have been flooded.
You've probably heard the story of the little Dutch boy, but what most people don't know is that it's a bowlderized version of what happened. He was walking along, and saw that there was a leak in the dike, so he stuck his finger in the hole to plug it. Soon afterward, a second leak started, so he plugged that with a finger from his other hand. A while after that, another leak started, so he kicked off one of his clogs and stuck his toe in the hole. Later, the dike started leaking again, so he kicked off his other clog and stuck a toe from that foot in the hole. Then the dike sprung yet another leak. Fortunately, the little Dutch boy was there - if a little Dutch girl had been the person to encounter the leaky dike, Holland would have been flooded.
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