Okay so this was long enough ago that I know this guy isn't going to put in a complaint about it. I have another one from today but I don't know how to explain it without giving away where I work. I'll brood on it because for sure he was the doucheking.
This guy was like doucheking's kid brother but with less brains.
Okay so he wanted to prepay a pump. He did it with debit. He then proceeded to wait too long to pump it. The store fills with other customers. He is somehow already irritated for some reason.
SC: Hey could you just turn my pump on?
Me: It has reset itself, I'll have to run it through again.
SC: NO. YOU DIDN'T SET IT UP.
Me: Sir, you paid for it.
SC: Just turn it on.
Me: It has to refund back on your card before I can put it back on the pump, I can't just reset it.
SC: JUST DO IT.
Me: It doesn't work that way. Can I see your card?
SC: *throws card at me*
Me: *refunds* Would you like me to try to put it on the pump again?
SC: NO. I JUST WANT MY FUCKING CARD.
Me: *hands card back* Have a good day sir.
Pause. Anybody notice that there's nothing set up for a prepay at the pump?
SC: *storms back in* WHY ISN'T IT WOOOOORKING?!?!?!?!
Everyone in the Store: *stares*
SC: *starts pacing back and forth inbetween customers waiting in line while huffing in rage* WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! YOU NEVER SET IT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! (no kidding this guy actually started screaming)
Me: SIR. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
The entire store goes silent and I almost started laughing but managed to keep a straight face through some kind of providence.
Me: The pump does NOT work that way. It resets after a ten minute limit. You waited too long to pump. When I put your card through the second time it was to refund the balance back into your account.
SC: *stomps out while muttering* That fucking bitch is crazy.
There were a few mutterings in the crowd of people and I caught a few:
"Is he driving?"
"Haha, she's crazy."
"What a douchebag."
"She told him."
This guy was like doucheking's kid brother but with less brains.
Okay so he wanted to prepay a pump. He did it with debit. He then proceeded to wait too long to pump it. The store fills with other customers. He is somehow already irritated for some reason.
SC: Hey could you just turn my pump on?
Me: It has reset itself, I'll have to run it through again.
SC: NO. YOU DIDN'T SET IT UP.
Me: Sir, you paid for it.
SC: Just turn it on.
Me: It has to refund back on your card before I can put it back on the pump, I can't just reset it.
SC: JUST DO IT.
Me: It doesn't work that way. Can I see your card?
SC: *throws card at me*
Me: *refunds* Would you like me to try to put it on the pump again?
SC: NO. I JUST WANT MY FUCKING CARD.
Me: *hands card back* Have a good day sir.
Pause. Anybody notice that there's nothing set up for a prepay at the pump?
SC: *storms back in* WHY ISN'T IT WOOOOORKING?!?!?!?!
Everyone in the Store: *stares*
SC: *starts pacing back and forth inbetween customers waiting in line while huffing in rage* WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! YOU NEVER SET IT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! (no kidding this guy actually started screaming)
Me: SIR. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
The entire store goes silent and I almost started laughing but managed to keep a straight face through some kind of providence.
Me: The pump does NOT work that way. It resets after a ten minute limit. You waited too long to pump. When I put your card through the second time it was to refund the balance back into your account.
SC: *stomps out while muttering* That fucking bitch is crazy.
There were a few mutterings in the crowd of people and I caught a few:
"Is he driving?"
"Haha, she's crazy."
"What a douchebag."
"She told him."
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