Joke Conspiracy therories.

[Gilhelmi]

Comment on them or write your own. All conspiracies must be jokes.

Porn sites are a conspiracy by Big Banks to launder money. I have asked around, I could not find a man who admitted to looking at porn, yet these sites allegedly bring in millions of dollars a year.

Porn sites are also used as a cover for viruses. Not to steal your money though (usually), BUT to instead trick the sheeple into believing that someone actually looks at porn. That is right, every time you find porn on someones computer, it is just a conspiracy by Big Banks and the Government to trick you into thinking that someone looks at porn. All so that no one questions why they bring in Millions of dollars a year, when no one goes to those sites.

Because as we all know. No man has ever looked at Porn in the history of the world.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Those junk emails that just appear to be random letters or snippits of text from other sources are really an alien intelligence trying to communicate with humanity. About sex pills to give her happy long time.

[sms001]

Porn sites are also used as a cover for viruses. Not to steal your money though (usually),

Bizarrely enough, it was the opinion of the security person of my old bank that (Can't Remember the Name) Porn site was, in fact, converting hijacked accounts to cash. Long story short, my debit got compromised and I noticed a strange charge. While going through the recovery process, she mentioned that many men would be embarrassed/reluctant to come forward claiming ObviousPornSiteName charge wasn't theirs. I told her "I'm pretty sure I can find porn for free somewhere on the internet." and she chuckled, agreed, told me her surmise, and we moved on. (May have helped that my wife had tagged along to the office with me.)

[Gilhelmi]

Bizarrely enough, it was the opinion of the security person of my old bank that (Can't Remember the Name) Porn site was, in fact, converting hijacked accounts to cash. Long story short, my debit got compromised and I noticed a strange charge. While going through the recovery process, she mentioned that many men would be embarrassed/reluctant to come forward claiming ObviousPornSiteName charge wasn't theirs. I told her "I'm pretty sure I can find porn for free somewhere on the internet." and she chuckled, agreed, told me her surmise, and we moved on. (May have helped that my wife had tagged along to the office with me.)

*Fake gasp*

You Work for the BANKS!!! Trying to spread the misinformation about men looking at porn.

(Seriously, hehehe, that is a good one. I do not look at porn anymore, but when I did, I always found it free.)

[Mytical]

Ted Turner is actually a moleman in a human suit. They studied humanity for a long time, but only got old reruns of infomercials for wigs/hair replacement... bad wigs and hair replacements. This explains why his hair defies the laws of physics. They have no specific plans, besides make lots of money.. so.. so far they are doing good.

[Ree]

I know this is intended as a joke, but sometimes, there is truth in joking and there are concerns that this could skirt the fratching line.
Maybe it could be restarted over there. www.fratching.com