Random Thoughts

[dalesys]

I would love to give my name to a girl...

... and not have her rip up the card and jump up and down on the scraps ...

[AnaKhouri]

In high school I knew a guy named Loren. Every time we had a substitute they did a double take because they called roll and a dude answered (they assumed it was an alternate spelling of Lauren, of course- despite Loren being a real, male name).

[MoonCat]

Want to go halfsies on the next Powerball ... ?

It's tempting!

[Pixelated]

In high school I knew a guy named Loren. Every time we had a substitute they did a double take because they called roll and a dude answered (they assumed it was an alternate spelling of Lauren, of course- despite Loren being a real, male name).

One of my first-ever newspaper jobs was in a TINY town -- ONE stoplight, IIRC -- and I was interviewing some guy and of course asked his name.

"Beverly."

It was my first lesson in keeping a really deadpan/professional face. Apparently in some areas, "Beverly" is a not-uncommon name for guys.

[dalesys]

... Apparently in some areas, "Beverly" is a not-uncommon name for guys.

It is one of the towns encountered by John Forster whilst driving around Massachusetts...

(the insinuendo may be NSFW)

[Pixelated]

It is one of the towns encountered by John Forster whilst driving around Massachusetts...

(the insinuendo may be NSFW)

Hmmm ... "This video is not available." ...

Meanwhile I'm sitting here thinking I could probably get my IKEA desk done a LOT faster if the Fuzzy Pumpkin would quit sitting on the very piece I'm trying to work on ...

[dalesys]

Hmmm ... "This video is not available." ...

Search for John Forster "Entering Marion".

[LadyofArc]

Hmmm ... "This video is not available." ...

Meanwhile I'm sitting here thinking I could probably get my IKEA desk done a LOT faster if the Fuzzy Pumpkin would quit sitting on the very piece I'm trying to work on ...

Did you buy a desk with this on it?




ETA: Also, emotional dysregulation due to ADHD completely fucking sucks.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Wonders if referring to a girl's 'fuzzy pumpkin' is going to improve any chance of being acquainted with it....

[MoonCat]

my tightest pair of pants.....is loose. wtf? ok guess that three weeks worth of IBS did SOME good after all

[Kit-Ginevra]

So Reddit has a subreddit for Harry Potter porn....my eyes now need some sort of cleansing spell...they have things with tentacles in for crying out loud

[dalesys]

...they have things with tentacles in for crying out loud

For your pleasure... (SFW & children)

[Pixelated]

So Reddit has a subreddit for Harry Potter porn....my eyes now need some sort of cleansing spell...they have things with tentacles in for crying out loud

I read HP fanfiction for a short while, some of which certainly qualified as porn ... some of that qualified as REALLY weird porn ... although I never ran across anything with tentacles, thank goodness.

Meanwhile, in my neck of the woods, two days ago people had their air conditioners on, and today I'm pretty sure a lot of people turned their heat back on.

Seriously, WTF ...

[LadyofArc]

So Reddit has a subreddit for Harry Potter porn....my eyes now need some sort of cleansing spell...they have things with tentacles in for crying out loud

Did you seriously forget Rule 34?

[Kit-Ginevra]

I attach a footnote to that rule..just because porn DOES exist of something does not mean that it SHOULD exist...

Meanwhile if a review of your establishmenr includes the phrase 'There was underwear floating in the urinals'...I wouldn't get your hopes up for 5 stars...