So I was doing shit in the back away from the customers but people still came up to ask me about things since we’re so short staffed. More so then usual. I had long since stopped looking up at who was talking to focus on what I was doing so I could get back to the front end where I belong.
Conversation went as follows.
AM: so what’s your position here.
Me: Missionary... how else is cooperate going to look you in the eye as they fuck you over and over again.
Yeah, maybe not the best way to start the “we care about your opinion [not at all]” employee survey follow up with the area manager. Lucky for me it turns out we had gone through basic together (not that I remember him as he probably did the logical thing and kept his head down...me on the other hand was more memorable) and he had a sense of humour. Took him about half an hour to pull himself off the ground and he kept bursting into laughter every time he looked at me.
That could have gone wrong in so many ways.
Conversation went as follows.
AM: so what’s your position here.
Me: Missionary... how else is cooperate going to look you in the eye as they fuck you over and over again.
Yeah, maybe not the best way to start the “we care about your opinion [not at all]” employee survey follow up with the area manager. Lucky for me it turns out we had gone through basic together (not that I remember him as he probably did the logical thing and kept his head down...me on the other hand was more memorable) and he had a sense of humour. Took him about half an hour to pull himself off the ground and he kept bursting into laughter every time he looked at me.
That could have gone wrong in so many ways.
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