Get off the phone.
Have a customer in the store now, asking "is xx wine cold?"
Except she's on the phone. Gossiping with some random person on the other end of the line.
So I'm having to figure out whether she's talking to me, or to her friend.
Oh, look. She's talking to me. Wait...is she?
Yes. She is.
And now I know more about her friend's wedding and bachelorette party than I would ever want to know about ANY woman's wedding and hen party.
I didn't even know you could have a bachelorette party at a dance hall that specializes in strip dancing...and have the stripper teach you...