Can I take?

scorpionf · #1 12-27-2009, 03:00 PM

At the tour company I used to work for - this is one of the first questions I ever had to answer from a customer.

The tour she was doing spent 2 nights in a basic hut in the Amazon Jungle, and she wanted to know....

"Can I take my vibrator to the jungle? I can't go 3 days without it"

First of all - it's up to her what she packs, we didn't care as long as it is not drugs or anything illegal.
Second - way too much info, I did NOT need to know that she could not go 3 days without her battery operated boyfriend.
Third - What the hell kind of question is that to be asking anyway?!?!

My reply was simply to tell her it is up to her what she considers necessary to take to the jungle but to take plenty of spare batteries as there is no electricity in the jungle.

Broomjockey · #2 12-27-2009, 03:41 PM

Um, it's probably decidedly bad to take that. The buzzing alone may attract unwelcome attention, but I know in the Canadian woods, the scent of an... "aroused" female will sometimes attract friggin' bears who then proceed to wreck the place. I don't really wanna know what the Amazon can dish out in such a situation.

joe hx · #3 12-28-2009, 05:28 AM

Sounds like the start to a bad porno movie...

dalesys · #4 12-28-2009, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Quoth joe hx

Sounds like the start to a bad porno movie...

They've already down the reversed-sex version:
"Piranha Women Of The Avocado Jungle Of Death"

Ironclad Alibi · #5 12-28-2009, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Quoth dalesys

They've already down the reversed-sex version:
"Piranha Women Of The Avocado Jungle Of Death"

Is that related to the movie Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death?

dalesys · #6 12-29-2009, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Quoth Ironclad Alibi

Is that related to the movie Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death?

Probably. It's a song Christine Lavin wrote about her aunt & friends vying for "Worst titled movie I was in" trophy.

LillFilly · #7 12-30-2009, 12:55 AM

Wanna take bets on what she 'attracts' out there???

wynjara · #8 01-01-2010, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Quoth dalesys

Probably. It's a song Christine Lavin wrote about her aunt & friends vying for "Worst titled movie I was in" trophy.

Same movie, different title. And awesome song

dalesys · #9 01-01-2010, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Quoth wynjara

Same movie, different title. And awesome song

Christine is a very wicked woman. She has forced me to buy >350 CD's and I still have > 340 on my lust list.

(She emits 'free hits' sampler albums every few years of some of the greatest singer/songwriters now active)

HawaiianShirts · #10 01-10-2010, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Quoth scorpionf

"Can I take my vibrator to the jungle? I can't go 3 days without it"

While that is slightly disturbing, she could have meant something else. I have a co-worker who has a battery-operated back-massage pillow that she sometimes uses at work. It's supposed to ease muscle strain in the lower back. She calls it her "vibrator."

Of course, the rest of us can't help laughing when, halfway through the workday, she says something like, "Oops. Looks like I need some new batteries for my vibrator."