Super Bowl Suckage

[Primer]

I generally try to AVOID the grocery stores anytime there might be a big game, a holiday, or even a big payday like the 1st or 15th. That said, I made the mistake of doing a grocery gremlins run for my mom yesterday. Hey, when she asks, I jump. Still.

[PepperElf]

hell a dollar a pound?
that's a good price for any meat

[Sheldonrs]

hell a dollar a pound?
that's a good price for any meat

hehehehe...

[Rapscallion]

She whips out her cell phone as I hand her the receipt. "Have a nice day." I say to her. She goes, "Oh, I will. I know exactly who he's seeing now. I'm calling my divorce lawyer."

That she has her divorce lawyer's number on her phone's address book, or knows it by heart, is rather telling.

Rapscallion