Discovery Channel moves area 51!

[Frantic Freddie]

To New Mexico.

Last night I was watchin' a rerun of Auction Kings & this guy had some alien mannequins from Roswell he wanted to sell.
Then some text came up that said "Area 51 is a top-secret base in New Mexico"

You'd think the Discovery Channel would be able to that new-fangled thing called Google,but maybe they haven't upgraded from Windows 95 yet....

I've been to Roswell many times & driven past the "crash site",but it's several miles west of 285 & you need permission to see it so I've never bothered to go there

[Raveni]

Shhh. It's a seeecreet.

[dalesys]

Here and I thought it had been moved to Dugway

[teh_blumchenkinder]

meh. I'm guessing it's like most military installations: mostly empty over the majority of its' space, but in a few of the buildings, it's crammed to the gills with shit that can kill you seven ways to tomorrow, and about 2/3rds of it works the way it's supposed to. Oh, and the chow hall is a bit dodgy. Don't go on Sundays.
now, whether anything's of alien/extraterrestrial origin...

[Pagan]

I've been to Roswell many times & driven past the "crash site",but it's several miles west of 285 & you need permission to see it so I've never bothered to go there

Do you remember "John and the Bean" on 93.3FM? I can't remember which one, but one of them was from Roswell....which explained a lot.

[MoonCat]

Alien mannequins???

Me wants!