Illegal to have sex in Florida as of October 1, 2011?

[fireheart]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh dear lord, they failed to think of that didn't they?

[Plaidman]

Meh. You have any idea how many states have various sex outlawed? From oral to anal, to doggy, to anything but missonary.

[surreal20]

In the military, the only approved and legal style of sex is missionary. Or rather, prior to the "don't ask don't tell" appeal. They are going to be changing that here eventually so says my husband, but he has no clue to what.

This is all facts, and I don't wish for this to go on into fratching. Please.

[PepperElf]

In the military, the only approved and legal style of sex is missionary. Or rather, prior to the "don't ask don't tell" appeal. They are going to be changing that here eventually so says my husband, but he has no clue to what.

This is all facts, and I don't wish for this to go on into fratching. Please.

Heh, they never really enforced the "missionary only" rule either not to my knowledge at least. It's kinda hard to prove that one.... besides everyone knows male sailors like to exaggerate anyway.

(As it happens, I already check with my veterinarian and local livestock breeder prior to intercourse, but my therapist tells me that this is a "fetish" that he'd like me to consider discontinuing.)

[Aethian]

Love the twitter premise and conclusions...

[Treasure]

In Texas, when attempting to outlaw Sam-Sex Marriages, we accidentally ended up outlawing all but same sex marriage

""marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman; This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage."

Read more: here

[Kara]

I can just see the protest rallies after the law goes into effect. Technically, this could be a protest song.

[Amethyst Hunter]

Meh. You have any idea how many states have various sex outlawed? From oral to anal, to doggy, to anything but missonary.

Yes, but this is Florida. Florida is a special kind of fucked-upness.


(It's the sun. People sit out too long in it and it cooks what's left of their brains.)

[Ree]

This is actually more of a fratching topic.

Feel free to repost over there.

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