Not really; I believe there was a rebuttal that I found very funny and well thought out. Can't find it for the life of me, tho.
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostAnd #11 confuses me, why would you put salt in your tea?
Also, I'd like to remind everyone not to let this joke turn into a gun debate. I balked at approving some of these post, and I'd hate to have to close a joke thread.Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
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Quoth MadMike View PostIt's a reference to the Boston Tea Party.
Other than the one, I thought it was kinda funny.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYou may have invented potato chips, but it was us Canadians that decided they needed to created in every flavour known to man regardless of sanity. >.>
Really? . . . Hey, were you the ones who came up with the Dill Pickle potato chip?
I have often said this, and I still stand by this opinion :
Flavoring a potato chip like a pickle is just wrong.
Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
Note: THIS IS A JOKE. Posting this cuz I have posted this JOKE elsewhere and had rantage from people who can't see that this is a JOKE.
It's not funny.
And by that, I mean that it's not funny in the same sense that "If it doesn't scan, it must be free, right?" is not funny.
You can only hear so many variations of the same "Americans are dumb, ignorant, arrogant, violent, etc." theme before it becomes tiresome . . . Especially when there are over a dozen of them all in the SAME long joke.
But, to each their own. I'm sure that there are a fair number of jokes that I find amusing that other folks here would be bored by as well.“Excuse me. Is this bracelet real jade?”
“Ma’am, this is a thrift shop. The tag on the bracelet says $1.50. It comes with a matching mood ring. What do you think?”
“I don’t know.”
“Yes, it’s real.”
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Quoth Ree View PostDo NOT turn this into a debate about American bashing, either.
I would just like to make one thing clear : I did NOT find this joke to be offensive, in any way, shape, or form.
The whole reason that I brought up the "If it doesn't scan, it must be free, right?" joke as a comparison was to emphasize that I found the joke too repetitive. That was the only reason I didn't laugh at the joke - not because I had any objection to the subject matter.“Excuse me. Is this bracelet real jade?”
“Ma’am, this is a thrift shop. The tag on the bracelet says $1.50. It comes with a matching mood ring. What do you think?”
“I don’t know.”
“Yes, it’s real.”
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I think everyone should just lighten up.
I've always liked this one- I still get a kick out of it. However, everyone has different tastes. I hear many 'hilarious' jokes (oh, yeah- this one's a knee slapper) that I don't find amusing."I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"
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I've already pledged my life to the Queen and can play God Save the Queen blindfolded. I agree to 80% of the requirements proposed.Telling a cop, "My taxes pay your salary!" is dumb.
Telling a cop you demand your shit without paying taxes is even more dumb.
-Automan Empire
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Quoth NightAngel View PostThink I'll stick with Salt & Vinegar.
Because they wouldn't sell any if they called them "unwashed foot" flavored potato chips.
Bleccchhhhhh.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Mmmm, salt and vinegar. The kettle chips ones are the BEST.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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