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Kid from the second story, well, he'll be something someday . . .
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Friend of mine who works in the deli at Voldemort said he was barely a month into the job when a customer threatened to 'shank' him because he didn't slice the lunch meat exactly how he wanted. And then everyone wonders why retail peons end up hating the human race.
Kid from the second story, well, he'll be something someday . . .
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This is the ideal time to have SC versus SC and have them duke it out.Quoth tilly101 View PostComment
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I'm halfway surprised the bread mom didn't tell her kid to SMASH all of the bread >_>
Probably would have been a good idea to follow the kid til she left the aisle, then just take the bread back and tell her it's illegal to move it or something
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If I ever swore like that child in front of my parents, I would not be able to sit down for a week and would still have the taste of soap in my mouth years later. That kid needs a good talking to from my dad."Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."Comment
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Sure he will . . . dead or in jail, take your pick.Quoth ShinyGreenApple View Post
If I acted out like even a fraction of that bad when I was just a little Dgoddess, I would not be here today.Quoth Sandiercy
My Mom would have not only stomped me into the ground, but would have picked up the pieces, dropped them into a baggie and taken them home with her to stomp all over again.
That kid needs to meet my mom . . .and afterwards, his favorite song will be Bocephus' "Attitude Adjustment."
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If that means he'll end up choking to death from poison one day down the line, it's more than that brat deserves.Quoth ShinyGreenApple View Post
Hopefully once said brat is of age. Wouldn't advocate poisoning a child, mind you.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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The kid's just picking the crap up from his mother..His mother on the other hand, she needs a good ass kicking right down the street.Comment
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I would've jerked my cart away from the kid, too. I don't care who's kid he is; I don't allow that kind of behavior, even if his mom does. And who's she going to complain to? My manager? Oh, yeah--I don't work there.
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