My favorite was from Claires. The entire mall is dark. My gate is closed. The music is off. All but the last row of lights are off. There are two reigster trays visible under a mound of paper on the counter.
I hear the clattering of heels coming down the hallway. Sure enough, I hear the jingling of the gate. I look up, and this woman is trying to thrust a bag through the gate.
"We're closed." I say.
"But I have a refund!" Like THAT'S going to be the magic words to get me to open up.
"I'm sorry, but the mall is closed, the store is closed, and the registers are closed. There is no way I can help you."
"BUT I HAVE A REFUND!"
"You'll have to come back tomorrow."
"BUT IT'S A REFUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't effin' care!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear the clattering of heels coming down the hallway. Sure enough, I hear the jingling of the gate. I look up, and this woman is trying to thrust a bag through the gate.
"We're closed." I say.
"But I have a refund!" Like THAT'S going to be the magic words to get me to open up.
"I'm sorry, but the mall is closed, the store is closed, and the registers are closed. There is no way I can help you."
"BUT I HAVE A REFUND!"
"You'll have to come back tomorrow."
"BUT IT'S A REFUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't effin' care!!!!!!!!!!!!
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