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Old 01-09-2009, 11:46 PM
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Because you didn't scratch first.

Are you ready to rumble?

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Old 01-09-2009, 11:54 PM
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Not with my hurty knees and hands.

Who is Conan?

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Old 01-10-2009, 12:01 AM
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The Librarian.

Mr. Brown can moo! Can you?
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:29 AM
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The Librarian.

Mr. Brown can moo! Can you?
No but I've been known to go quackers.

Why does the phone ring when I'm going out the door?
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:34 AM
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Because it misses you and doesn't want you to leave it all alone.

How come you can wear a bikini in public but not your underwear?
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:37 AM
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You cant? Oh you mean without other clothes over the underwear... nope... i've got nothin... I'd also like to point out I'm pretty sure my wearing of a bikini in public would get me laughed at... although the high heels and lipstick....

why are you looking at me like that? (yes this is the new question)

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Old 01-10-2009, 12:42 AM
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Because it misses you and doesn't want you to leave it all alone.

How come you can wear a bikini in public but not your underwear?
Because you can't go swimming in your underwear.

Why are there a couple of blank keys on my laptop keyboard on either side of the arrow up key?
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:04 AM
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Because you can't go swimming in your underwear.

Why are there a couple of blank keys on my laptop keyboard on either side of the arrow up key?
Because they forgot to label them! Those are the "Any" keys, as in "Press any key to continue"!

Why is it that the downturn in the economy made ALL customers sucky beyond belief, not just the ones that sucked before the economy went into the crapper?
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:28 AM
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Because they forgot to label them! Those are the "Any" keys, as in "Press any key to continue"!

Why is it that the downturn in the economy made ALL customers sucky beyond belief, not just the ones that sucked before the economy went into the crapper?
Because suck is contagious and there's currently no known research program underway nor an annual telethon hosted by Jerry Lewis (or some other ancient entertainer) to benefit anyone who has the disorder.

Do fish ever swim upside down?
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Old 01-10-2009, 03:28 PM
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Because suck is contagious and there's currently no known research program underway nor an annual telethon hosted by Jerry Lewis (or some other ancient entertainer) to benefit anyone who has the disorder.

Do fish ever swim upside down?

Only if they are "sleeping"

Why does Taylor Swift call herself 'The Scarlet Letter' in Love Story,when it doesn't really have a good meaning to it?
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