I Hate SCs who invoke the phrase "it's the law" whenever things don't go their way . I mean I really, really, loathe them Well wouldn't you know we got one of those bozos this weekend.
AL: Armchair lawyer
A: Associate
AL: I want to return this game.
A: Okay, <processes return> Alright this'll go back onto your credit card.
AL: What ??? No gimme cash.
A: Well, you used your credit card to pay for the item, so we have to refund it back to your card.
AL: No! The law's on my side. This is false advertising.<um, what?> This is fraud. Get me a manager! Now!
<A calls for a manager as (bad) luck would have it it's our caver, meaning she always caves to SCs and their idiotic demands.>
M: May i help you?
AL: Yes i need money back. But she says it has to go back to mycard. This is fraud, this is false advertising, this is bait and switch!!!
M: Give him his money back.
A: But..
M: NOW!! <To AL> I am sorry you had to go through this.
AL: A should be fired.
M: If I had the ability, she would be gone.
A almost goes after M but my fellow stockman and i stop her.
ME: A, A! She ain't worth it.
SM: Yeah, she's not worth losing your job.
A: I hate her.
ME: Yeah, take a number. Talk to R <our store manager> about this.
A: I bet it's a stolen receipt.
Me: Probably.
Okay what?
A=Worker
CW=Crazy Woman
A: Thank you for calling your <town's name> WM. How can i help you.
CW: Yeah ibought some shoes and I didn't try them on, and they don't fit.
A: Okay, if you bring them in we can..
CW: What?? I have to bring them in?? That's impossible the cops are looking for me. It's a domestic violence situation, long story, I just got this new job i don't have time to bring them in, i know the cops are there a lot, i can't take that risk.
A: Well, i am afraid you will have to bring it in...
CW: This is illegal, this is fraund. I am not paying for these shoes if I have to come in. <Slams down phone>
Ill wind
On Saturday it was kinda breezy in Southern NJ , my fellow stockman and i have just completed doing a round of the parking, lot when and are preparing to go out again when...
JG: Jerky guy
DG: Door Greeter
JG:YOU BETTER GET THEM LAZY-ASS BOYS OUT THERE> I CART ALMOST HIT MY CAR I BROUGHT IT IN TO BE NICE!!!
<storms off>
DG: I like to get a pie and hit him with it.
ME: You could always claim the wind blew it at him.
AL: Armchair lawyer
A: Associate
AL: I want to return this game.
A: Okay, <processes return> Alright this'll go back onto your credit card.
AL: What ??? No gimme cash.
A: Well, you used your credit card to pay for the item, so we have to refund it back to your card.
AL: No! The law's on my side. This is false advertising.<um, what?> This is fraud. Get me a manager! Now!
<A calls for a manager as (bad) luck would have it it's our caver, meaning she always caves to SCs and their idiotic demands.>
M: May i help you?
AL: Yes i need money back. But she says it has to go back to mycard. This is fraud, this is false advertising, this is bait and switch!!!
M: Give him his money back.
A: But..
M: NOW!! <To AL> I am sorry you had to go through this.
AL: A should be fired.
M: If I had the ability, she would be gone.
A almost goes after M but my fellow stockman and i stop her.
ME: A, A! She ain't worth it.
SM: Yeah, she's not worth losing your job.
A: I hate her.
ME: Yeah, take a number. Talk to R <our store manager> about this.
A: I bet it's a stolen receipt.
Me: Probably.
Okay what?
A=Worker
CW=Crazy Woman
A: Thank you for calling your <town's name> WM. How can i help you.
CW: Yeah ibought some shoes and I didn't try them on, and they don't fit.
A: Okay, if you bring them in we can..
CW: What?? I have to bring them in?? That's impossible the cops are looking for me. It's a domestic violence situation, long story, I just got this new job i don't have time to bring them in, i know the cops are there a lot, i can't take that risk.
A: Well, i am afraid you will have to bring it in...
CW: This is illegal, this is fraund. I am not paying for these shoes if I have to come in. <Slams down phone>
Ill wind
On Saturday it was kinda breezy in Southern NJ , my fellow stockman and i have just completed doing a round of the parking, lot when and are preparing to go out again when...
JG: Jerky guy
DG: Door Greeter
JG:YOU BETTER GET THEM LAZY-ASS BOYS OUT THERE> I CART ALMOST HIT MY CAR I BROUGHT IT IN TO BE NICE!!!
<storms off>
DG: I like to get a pie and hit him with it.
ME: You could always claim the wind blew it at him.
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