So, I may have mentioned my Dad. He is the toughest son of a bitch on sweet mother earth. He looks about twenty years younger than he actually is, has a bad temper, and is half crazy.
In other words, fucking with my old man will, best case scenario, get you hurt.
My dad is prickly. He does not like being bothered by salemen, receipt checkers, or, God forbid, telemarketers. He does not like being pitched to (yes, that is correct, Peanut Gallery, the apple does not fall far from the tree.).
He lives at the end of a long dirt driveway that goes through what is left of a pine forest (since Hurricane Hugo many years ago, you can now see the house from the main road). "No trespassing" signs stud the trees along the driveway.
Dad does not like people who can't read, either.
So some idiot found he way down to the old man's yard yesterday. I maintain that no saleman would go down there, that dude was a scammer or otherwise up to no good. But anyways, my dad was less than nice about telling the guy to pound sand.
So the idiot accused the old man of being disrespectful to him and dad said "What the hell do you think you're being ignoring the no trespassing signs?
Upon which this asshole goes "Why don't you go on back into the house?"
Which was the wrong thing to say, because evidently Dad got real calm and said "If I go inside, it will be for just a moment."
So at that point, the guy evidently realized what Dad had just said and hauled ass.
Dumbass.
In other words, fucking with my old man will, best case scenario, get you hurt.
My dad is prickly. He does not like being bothered by salemen, receipt checkers, or, God forbid, telemarketers. He does not like being pitched to (yes, that is correct, Peanut Gallery, the apple does not fall far from the tree.).
He lives at the end of a long dirt driveway that goes through what is left of a pine forest (since Hurricane Hugo many years ago, you can now see the house from the main road). "No trespassing" signs stud the trees along the driveway.
Dad does not like people who can't read, either.
So some idiot found he way down to the old man's yard yesterday. I maintain that no saleman would go down there, that dude was a scammer or otherwise up to no good. But anyways, my dad was less than nice about telling the guy to pound sand.
So the idiot accused the old man of being disrespectful to him and dad said "What the hell do you think you're being ignoring the no trespassing signs?
Upon which this asshole goes "Why don't you go on back into the house?"
Which was the wrong thing to say, because evidently Dad got real calm and said "If I go inside, it will be for just a moment."
So at that point, the guy evidently realized what Dad had just said and hauled ass.
Dumbass.
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