Before you read on I want you to look around you and identify eight items that are close to you.
Now did you count 32 items? 15 items? Or did you just count eight items?
Eight? Very good. Now that I know how simple it is for people to count to eight I'll get to the point of my rant.
What part of EXPRESS LANE 1-8 ITEMS ONLY do people not understand?
Since my store has implemented these 1-8 item only registers it's been nothing but hell for us cashiers.
Half the people people do NOT pay attention to the TWO signs in each of the express lines indicating that they are in fact express, and of the other half that DO notice, half of those people just don't give a shit.
I know if there are line-ups out the butt there's nothing I can do if someone finally makes their way to the front of the line with a cartload of merchandise, but I definitely have taken to telling people (in hopes that they'll pay more attention the next time) that they're in an express lane.
Here are two short stories from the express lanes of doom.
It always comes in threes
This woman came through with her son, and had two separate bills. One bill was a plant and pot and the other about 10 packages of flooring and 15 other miscellaneous items.
Me: Oh ma'am, just so you know this is an express lane. I'll check you through but I'm just letting you know for next time.
SC: I KNOW it's an express lane. I can read, thank you. That's why we did two separate bills; so we would be below 18 items.
Me: ...
Ok so not only can she apparently NOT read, as her brain somehow morphed the number 8 to 18, but she can't count, either.
Oh, and she's a condescending bitch.
HAT TRICK!
Other people's actions have become my fault
A common argument from customers who DO adhere to the express lane rules is that others who don't should be turned away. While I agree with them, like I stated above if they've stood in line for 10 minutes I can't very well turn them away once they've made it to the front and loaded all their items onto the belt.
SC: That woman had WAY more than eight items! Why was she allowed to check out here?
Me: Well... (gives the speech)
SC: I don't care. You're being pretty damn inconsiderate by letting her jump in this line with people like me who pay attention.
Me: If I had noticed her in line when she first joined the line I would have told her she had too many items, but unfortunately it's too busy for me to be monitoring the back of the line.
SC: Well then you're not doing your job.
Me: Uh huh.
I rarely let people's stupid comments drag my day down, but not doing my job? My job is to get your ass out of here as fast as possible, and running to the back of the line which can get 10-15 people deep at times to make sure everyone has the suggested number of items then counting them just to make sure no one is trying to slip one past me would severely affect my speed.
Go fuck yourself.
One of these days I'm going to rip those signs down and set them on fire in the parking lot.
Now did you count 32 items? 15 items? Or did you just count eight items?
Eight? Very good. Now that I know how simple it is for people to count to eight I'll get to the point of my rant.
What part of EXPRESS LANE 1-8 ITEMS ONLY do people not understand?
Since my store has implemented these 1-8 item only registers it's been nothing but hell for us cashiers.
Half the people people do NOT pay attention to the TWO signs in each of the express lines indicating that they are in fact express, and of the other half that DO notice, half of those people just don't give a shit.
I know if there are line-ups out the butt there's nothing I can do if someone finally makes their way to the front of the line with a cartload of merchandise, but I definitely have taken to telling people (in hopes that they'll pay more attention the next time) that they're in an express lane.
Here are two short stories from the express lanes of doom.
It always comes in threes
This woman came through with her son, and had two separate bills. One bill was a plant and pot and the other about 10 packages of flooring and 15 other miscellaneous items.
Me: Oh ma'am, just so you know this is an express lane. I'll check you through but I'm just letting you know for next time.
SC: I KNOW it's an express lane. I can read, thank you. That's why we did two separate bills; so we would be below 18 items.
Me: ...
Ok so not only can she apparently NOT read, as her brain somehow morphed the number 8 to 18, but she can't count, either.
Oh, and she's a condescending bitch.
HAT TRICK!
Other people's actions have become my fault
A common argument from customers who DO adhere to the express lane rules is that others who don't should be turned away. While I agree with them, like I stated above if they've stood in line for 10 minutes I can't very well turn them away once they've made it to the front and loaded all their items onto the belt.
SC: That woman had WAY more than eight items! Why was she allowed to check out here?
Me: Well... (gives the speech)
SC: I don't care. You're being pretty damn inconsiderate by letting her jump in this line with people like me who pay attention.
Me: If I had noticed her in line when she first joined the line I would have told her she had too many items, but unfortunately it's too busy for me to be monitoring the back of the line.
SC: Well then you're not doing your job.
Me: Uh huh.
I rarely let people's stupid comments drag my day down, but not doing my job? My job is to get your ass out of here as fast as possible, and running to the back of the line which can get 10-15 people deep at times to make sure everyone has the suggested number of items then counting them just to make sure no one is trying to slip one past me would severely affect my speed.
Go fuck yourself.
One of these days I'm going to rip those signs down and set them on fire in the parking lot.
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