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Old 05-14-2019, 06:01 PM
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Hey, kids. When building an actual product, there are reasons that we do not directly link in libraries and source code from the internet at large. I know we've been over this, what with the whole Maven debacle, but that also means that if you want external libraries you have to go and grab them to put into our repositories!

And for Gord's sake, don't put stuff in the build files like "pick up the latest version of XXX package from the net". Seriously.

I have a build that's completely f***ed and has been for a full day now, and I really have no idea how the hell to fix it. Unless the people 12 time zones away decide to stay up awfully late to check on me.
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:05 PM
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Oh, you've "upgraded my experience" on your cell phone app? Cool.

What's this, I need to sign in with a username and password or register an account? I never had to before.

Ohhhh-kayyyy, by "upgraded my experience" you really meant "required me to give up personal information for you to sell to advertisers, in order to continue using the app." Silly me, thinking it was actually my experience you were upgrading.

/removes app from phone
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Old 09-20-2019, 06:42 PM
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A customer, with the ironic last name of "Engineer", asked this:

"What is the difference between TCP and TCP Local interfaces?"

Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.
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