My husband won't post his sightings, but I'm taking this on myself because it's just too insane.
My husband (known as evilprogrammer on this site, I'll call him EP) was riding the bus today when a crazy lady gets on and proceeds to scream at the bus driver unintelligibly for the next several stops. Then, she parks herself behind EP and starts singing. Sorta. The "song" ended with her saying something to the effect of "I want to sing, but I don't know how". Then, she proceeded to bellow "HAPPY NEW YEAR" to everyone who boarded the bus, hurting poor EP's ears every time in the process since she was right behind. She also tried to offer her used gum to everyone. Then this happened:
CL (crazy lady): *tug tug tug on EP's collar*
EP: *in shock* *glare*
CL: ARE YOU MARRIED???
EP: Yes. *turns back around*
CL: TELL YOUR WIFE I SAID I'M SORRY!
He was attempting to give off enough of a "don't touch me" vibe, to prevent this again. It was not to be.
CL: *tug tug tug*
EP: *glare*
CL: DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN???
EP: No. Don't touch me again.
EP has a big, deep, boomy, sometimes scary, radio voice. CL shrank back in her seat. But she did announce to the bus: HE DOESN'T HAVE CHILDREN!!!
He got off the bus shortly thereafter. She seemed to contemplate following him, but decided against it.
He is a total sightings magnet. I keep telling him he needs to post them here.
My husband (known as evilprogrammer on this site, I'll call him EP) was riding the bus today when a crazy lady gets on and proceeds to scream at the bus driver unintelligibly for the next several stops. Then, she parks herself behind EP and starts singing. Sorta. The "song" ended with her saying something to the effect of "I want to sing, but I don't know how". Then, she proceeded to bellow "HAPPY NEW YEAR" to everyone who boarded the bus, hurting poor EP's ears every time in the process since she was right behind. She also tried to offer her used gum to everyone. Then this happened:
CL (crazy lady): *tug tug tug on EP's collar*
EP: *in shock* *glare*
CL: ARE YOU MARRIED???
EP: Yes. *turns back around*
CL: TELL YOUR WIFE I SAID I'M SORRY!
He was attempting to give off enough of a "don't touch me" vibe, to prevent this again. It was not to be.
CL: *tug tug tug*
EP: *glare*
CL: DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN???
EP: No. Don't touch me again.
EP has a big, deep, boomy, sometimes scary, radio voice. CL shrank back in her seat. But she did announce to the bus: HE DOESN'T HAVE CHILDREN!!!
He got off the bus shortly thereafter. She seemed to contemplate following him, but decided against it.
He is a total sightings magnet. I keep telling him he needs to post them here.
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