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11-18-2016, 07:07 PM
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One of these I didn't get...
1. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.
4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
5. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
6. Your mom is so mean, she has no standard deviation.
7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."
8. Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel test.
9. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs".
10. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
11. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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11-19-2016, 02:07 AM
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Hee hee hee.
Which one, out of curiosity?
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11-19-2016, 04:21 AM
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I don't know about mjr, but I had to look up Bechdel test. Everything else I got right off the bat.
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11-19-2016, 04:36 AM
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I had to look up the Bechdel test to get #8, but I don't understand #5.
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11-19-2016, 10:48 AM
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I think that point of #5 is that you take a classic joke:
What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus? Drumsticks for the entire family.
And instead point out that cross species breeding is an ethics violation. Which, in my opinion, ruins the joke.
And yes, I also had to look up Bechdel.
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11-19-2016, 03:34 PM
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11-19-2016, 09:12 PM
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Quote:
Quoth EricKei
Hee hee hee.
Which one, out of curiosity?
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The Bechdel test one. Just because I'd completely forgotten what it was.
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