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Old 07-12-2006, 12:06 AM
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...but apparently it was for him.

Customer: My TV isn’t working.
Me: OK, let’s reboot the box. Let me know when the time comes up on the box.
Customer: I don’t see the date yet.
Me: We’re waiting for the time.
Customer: What? Wait…what time is it?
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Old 07-12-2006, 12:50 PM
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Dear God, I think a million or so of my brain cells just cried out in pain and agony, and now have fallen forever silent and I can hear their decaying remians sloshing around gelatinously in myside my skull.

Thanks to Spider Jerusalem for obvious inspiration...
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Old 07-12-2006, 02:26 PM
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Ah, the blessed wisdom of Spider Jerusalem... -=drools=-

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Old 07-12-2006, 02:43 PM
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I think the last of my brain cells finally died from all of PJ's crazy customers
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:41 PM
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Oh, man....thats great!

I'm sure glad you're on these forums. You make my job seem so much easier.
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Old 07-12-2006, 05:11 PM
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I'm sure glad you're on these forums. You make my job seem so much easier.
Awww...golly gee! Glad I can show everyone else just how idiotic these fools can be. I swear, I think I get the worst of the worst.
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Old 07-12-2006, 05:15 PM
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Phone Jockey, it's a shame that you can't change the phone number. That would confuse those idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad it's just a fantasy, huh?
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Old 07-12-2006, 05:25 PM
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Phone Jockey, it's a shame that you can't change the phone number. That would confuse those idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad it's just a fantasy, huh?
Are you kidding? They're just stupid enough to misdial the old number and wind up getting the new one. And then realize they misdialed when PJ picks up the phone and argue about who they called.
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Old 07-12-2006, 05:54 PM
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Awww...golly gee! Glad I can show everyone else just how idiotic these fools can be. I swear, I think I get the worst of the worst.

I'm serious..... .....I really don't have it anywhere near as bad as you have it. I don't know if it's just the fact that we only do one service vs. what you do, or if you just live in a higher populated area, but you sure do get swampped with morons. Lots of em.
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Old 07-12-2006, 05:56 PM
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just when i think i'm struck by a moment of stupidity that's incredibly stellar, i read this and realise, "wow, compared to this guy, i'm a neo-einstein!"

geez...
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