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Things that Sound Dirty at the Olympics, but Aren't
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Old 08-17-2016, 04:27 AM
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NSFW Things that Sound Dirty at the Olympics, but Aren't

Here are Olympic events that only sound dirty:

Who wants to see the javelin throwers jaculate all over the field?

How about watching the golfers play with their balls?

You can watch some participants ride stallions at the equestrian events.

Participating in the games makes the female swimmers wet.

Of course, the weightlifters like to clean and jerk. They're more than willing to show you their 200 pound snatch.
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