This is going to be a collaboration of suck that has happened within the past week. (I've been working all week and haven't had time to post anything)
As most of you know Subway was doing the "Any REGULAR footlong sub for 5 dollars". Well on April 20th (while I was vacationing in Texas) they switched it back to having only 8 $5 dollar footlongs, and you know what that means boys and girls!
With the way the SCs act of this revelation you would think that it would constitute as a national emergency. "OH NOES I HAVE TO PAY $2 MORE DOLLARS FOR MY 6 CHICKEN BACON RANCHES AND TERIYAKIS!!111eleventy"
I swear, working at Subway has been one huge live lesson in human psychology. It has shown me that no matter how numerous or how brightly colored a sign may be, people will still NOT SEE THEM. And that people also really hate having to think for themselves.
Anyway...on to the suck:
All Good Things Must Come to an End.
SC: I want a footlong chicken bacon ranch.
Me: Ok, but just to let you know the chicken bacon ranch is no longer part of the 5 dollar footlongs, is that ok? *it's sad in itself that we actually have to warn people*
SC: WHAT? IT'S NOT ANYMORE?? WHY NOT?!
Me: Subway changed it back to the 8 $5 dollar footlongs. (points to the bright RED sign directly in front of her face) *the signs were green last year but apparently they tried to do a color swap since hardly anyone "saw" them last time. It hasn't made one bit of difference*
SC: That's just stupid! I guess I'll have to get a spicy italian instead. *cat butt face*
Bitch, you should be thankful that they had the promotion in the first place!
Sign Aversion at its Finest
Co worker: *ringing up SC* Your turkey will be $7.11
SC: What? I thought they were all $5 dollars!
Co worker: Not all of the subs are $5 anymore, we changed it on April 20th.
Me: *jumps in* There are several signs in the store that show which sandwiches are still $5.
SC: I didn't see them....
*Yes, you somehow managed to FAIL to notice any of those bright red, rectangular shaped things stuck face level on the front of the sneeze guard. Congratulations, here is your gold star.*
"Maybe if I stare long enough, it will suddenly appear on the list!"
SC: *stares directly at the list of the 8 $5 dollar footlongs directly in front of her for a few moments* Is the chicken bacon ranch part of the $5 dollar deal?
Me: No.
If it's not on the list, it's not $5 dollars!
"Someone quickly tell me which cheese I'm supposed to like!"
SC: I want a footlong Philly steak.
Me: *warning spiel about it being a 10 dollar sandwich, blah blah. He's fine with the price* *puts meat on sandwich* Ok, what kind of cheese do you want on it?
SC: What cheese normally goes on the Philly steak?
Me: It's whatever cheese you like. We have American, Cheddar, or Pepperjack.
SC: No, what normally comes on it? That's what I'm asking!
Me: There is no "normal cheese". You pick the cheese you want.
SC: Ok, fine! Just put cheddar on it then!
Cheese is SRS BSNS!
OMGWTFBBQ!
Idiot: What sauces do you all have?
Co worker: *proceeds to list the names of every sauce we have* Mayo, mustard, dijon mustard, honey mustard, ranch, sweet onion sauce, chipotle southwest sauce.
Idiot: I'll take bbq sauce.
Co worker and me at the same time: We don't have bbq sauce.
Idiot: Oh..
And to think I actually came home from my wonderful vacation away from this stupidity....
As most of you know Subway was doing the "Any REGULAR footlong sub for 5 dollars". Well on April 20th (while I was vacationing in Texas) they switched it back to having only 8 $5 dollar footlongs, and you know what that means boys and girls!
With the way the SCs act of this revelation you would think that it would constitute as a national emergency. "OH NOES I HAVE TO PAY $2 MORE DOLLARS FOR MY 6 CHICKEN BACON RANCHES AND TERIYAKIS!!111eleventy"
I swear, working at Subway has been one huge live lesson in human psychology. It has shown me that no matter how numerous or how brightly colored a sign may be, people will still NOT SEE THEM. And that people also really hate having to think for themselves.
Anyway...on to the suck:
All Good Things Must Come to an End.
SC: I want a footlong chicken bacon ranch.
Me: Ok, but just to let you know the chicken bacon ranch is no longer part of the 5 dollar footlongs, is that ok? *it's sad in itself that we actually have to warn people*
SC: WHAT? IT'S NOT ANYMORE?? WHY NOT?!
Me: Subway changed it back to the 8 $5 dollar footlongs. (points to the bright RED sign directly in front of her face) *the signs were green last year but apparently they tried to do a color swap since hardly anyone "saw" them last time. It hasn't made one bit of difference*
SC: That's just stupid! I guess I'll have to get a spicy italian instead. *cat butt face*
Bitch, you should be thankful that they had the promotion in the first place!
Sign Aversion at its Finest
Co worker: *ringing up SC* Your turkey will be $7.11
SC: What? I thought they were all $5 dollars!
Co worker: Not all of the subs are $5 anymore, we changed it on April 20th.
Me: *jumps in* There are several signs in the store that show which sandwiches are still $5.
SC: I didn't see them....
*Yes, you somehow managed to FAIL to notice any of those bright red, rectangular shaped things stuck face level on the front of the sneeze guard. Congratulations, here is your gold star.*
"Maybe if I stare long enough, it will suddenly appear on the list!"
SC: *stares directly at the list of the 8 $5 dollar footlongs directly in front of her for a few moments* Is the chicken bacon ranch part of the $5 dollar deal?
Me: No.
If it's not on the list, it's not $5 dollars!
"Someone quickly tell me which cheese I'm supposed to like!"
SC: I want a footlong Philly steak.
Me: *warning spiel about it being a 10 dollar sandwich, blah blah. He's fine with the price* *puts meat on sandwich* Ok, what kind of cheese do you want on it?
SC: What cheese normally goes on the Philly steak?
Me: It's whatever cheese you like. We have American, Cheddar, or Pepperjack.
SC: No, what normally comes on it? That's what I'm asking!
Me: There is no "normal cheese". You pick the cheese you want.
SC: Ok, fine! Just put cheddar on it then!
Cheese is SRS BSNS!
OMGWTFBBQ!
Idiot: What sauces do you all have?
Co worker: *proceeds to list the names of every sauce we have* Mayo, mustard, dijon mustard, honey mustard, ranch, sweet onion sauce, chipotle southwest sauce.
Idiot: I'll take bbq sauce.
Co worker and me at the same time: We don't have bbq sauce.
Idiot: Oh..
And to think I actually came home from my wonderful vacation away from this stupidity....
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