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Old 07-10-2009, 03:06 AM
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Another Doctor Who quote that I just remembered...

The 4th Doctor: "I say, what a wonderful butler. He's so violent!"

--From "City of Death", which featured rewrites by the immortal Douglas Adams!
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:25 AM
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"And don't call me Shirley."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- A. Einstein

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Old 07-10-2009, 06:17 AM
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"Only two things in life are certain: Death and Taxes." - Joe Black

"Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra." Episode: Darmok ST:TNG

"Aww, I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger. And you, Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were. You gave up on me. Ooh, that was rude. Is that the kind of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger? " 10th Doctor (David Tennant) The Christmas Invasion

"Everyone wants control; control of power, resources, people. People will do anything for it. We kill to control." myself, written in a story i've long since lost lol

and something funny:

"Ahh... I don't feel right. I feel like I'm leaking." Kirk, Star Trek XI (Chris Pine)

"Flik: Here, pretend - pretend that that's a seed.
Dot: It's a rock.
Flik: Oh, I know it's a rock, I know. But let's just pretend for a minute that it's a seed, alright? We'll just use our imaginations. Now, now do you see our tree? Everything that made that giant tree is already contained inside this tiny little seed. All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and voilá!
Dot: This rock will be a tree?
Flik: Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, here. Alright? Okay. Now, y-you might not feel like you can do much now, but that's just because, well, you're not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You're still a seed.
Dot: But it's a rock.
Flik: [shouting] I know it's a rock! Don't you think I know a rock when I see a rock? I've spent a lot of time around rocks!
Dot: You're weird, but I like you." A Bug's Life
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:26 AM
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My Man Jeeves by PG Wodehouse
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:50 PM
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Old 07-11-2009, 01:11 AM
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"Show me a man that TRULY understands women, and I'll show you a man that's about to go under the knife to BECOME ONE."

--Me
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Old 07-13-2009, 10:24 PM
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"Show me a man that TRULY understands women, and I'll show you a man that's about to go under the knife to BECOME ONE."

--Me
I don't know if I'd necessarily agree with that. In my experience, even women don't understand other women.



Now for some quotes from Mark Twain. (I have not checked to make sure these are correctly attributed, but they're great anyway.)

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Mark Twain

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:22 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the disclaimer!
That's right, the disclaimer.

This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics, which might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time!

So, protect your family!
This album contains explicit depictions of things which are real.
These real things are commonly known as life.
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all.
And if it offends you, just don't listen to it!

--"Disclaimer" by The Offspring
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:35 AM
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:03 AM
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I don't know if I'd necessarily agree with that. In my experience, even women don't understand other women.
"Show me a man who says he understands women, and I'll show you a god-damned liar!"

--My friend Brian!
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