I really can't believe I forgot this. It was about 30 minutes before closing, and it was dead. Because it was dead, I had the responsibility of cleaning the soda machine. It's a good way of killing the last thirty minutes of working without dealing with customers. So I'm scrubbing away and I here from this from behind me:
"Yeah, I'll take a number X, with a coke, a number Y with a sprite and a number Z with a sprite."
I pay no heed, until I hear it again. I turn around and some asshat is right there, ordering. I'm about 30 feet from the register, and my manager is on register helping a customer. So he thought it wise to order from me. Me, with soapy wet hands, and 30 feet from the register, which I'm not allowed to touch as long as my hands are soapy and wet.
I told him the I couldn't take his order and he tells me it's to go. Like that's gonna change my mind. Oh, it's to go? Would you like me to take your order out of the register I'm about to pull from my ass, since both are taken? Right away sir, would you like me to drive you home in a limo as well?
My manager and I had a wonderful laugh after closing about him. Yes, he finally got the sense to go to the front and order, since thee was no register near me, none the less, only the one open, and the Drive-Thru which was in use already. I really want to know what he expected.
"Yeah, I'll take a number X, with a coke, a number Y with a sprite and a number Z with a sprite."
I pay no heed, until I hear it again. I turn around and some asshat is right there, ordering. I'm about 30 feet from the register, and my manager is on register helping a customer. So he thought it wise to order from me. Me, with soapy wet hands, and 30 feet from the register, which I'm not allowed to touch as long as my hands are soapy and wet.
I told him the I couldn't take his order and he tells me it's to go. Like that's gonna change my mind. Oh, it's to go? Would you like me to take your order out of the register I'm about to pull from my ass, since both are taken? Right away sir, would you like me to drive you home in a limo as well?
My manager and I had a wonderful laugh after closing about him. Yes, he finally got the sense to go to the front and order, since thee was no register near me, none the less, only the one open, and the Drive-Thru which was in use already. I really want to know what he expected.
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