What degree do pirates get at university?
Arrrrts.
What is a pirate's favourite vegetable?
Arrrrtichoke. (or Arrrsparagus, or any other Arrr.)
What's a pirate's favourite part of the body?
His Arrrrrm.
What branch of the armed forces does a pirate join?
(Most people will be pre-cued by now and say 'the Arrrrmy')
No, the Navy. He's a bleedin' pirate!
Arrrrts.
What is a pirate's favourite vegetable?
Arrrrtichoke. (or Arrrsparagus, or any other Arrr.)
What's a pirate's favourite part of the body?
His Arrrrrm.
What branch of the armed forces does a pirate join?
(Most people will be pre-cued by now and say 'the Arrrrmy')
No, the Navy. He's a bleedin' pirate!
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