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Old 08-20-2009, 09:58 PM
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Default Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

We did this on another forum I used to frequent. Here's how it works:

Poster 1 makes a wish:
"I wish for a million dollars"

Poster 2 grants that wish in such a way as it's negative:
"Your wish is granted: A million dollars in paper falls out of the sky onto your head. You die."

Then makes a new wish:
"I wish for a house..."

etc., etc.

So what do you think? Fun?
I'll start:

I wish I were a famous cook.
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:04 PM
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Yeah, I know this game.

Granted, but the restaurant you work at had a rat infestation and ruins your reputation.

I wish for a stable tech job.
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:08 PM
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The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:20 PM
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The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.
She's very honest...just not with you.

I wish I had a sane boss.
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:41 PM
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Granted! Your boss is now sane but your workload quadruples when she realizes how inefficient she was.

I wish I could fly.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:25 PM
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Poof! You can now fly, but your wings are made of feathers and wax, and last about 500 milliseconds.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:37 PM
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Granted. It jumped too high and hit the stovetop. Have fun cleaning the floor.

I wish the guys who like me were guys I'd want to date.

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Old 11-15-2009, 09:53 PM
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I wish the guys who like me were guys I'd want to date.
Granted, but in order to make that possible, doctors had to remove your original female brain, and replace it with one that's able to think in a more logical, rational way... i.e. a MALE brain. Now you're looking for a doctor to perform the sex change operation!

I wish I was Valentine Michael Smith, so I could have the power to just will myself to die when I decide my time has come.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:12 PM
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granted! but someone shoots you before you decide it's your time
(i have been meaning to read that book for years but haven't decided if it's worth it)

I wish i had a zamboni
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:35 PM
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Granted. But the ice melted.

I wish my laundry would dry faster.
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