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Old 03-22-2016, 11:08 PM
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Have you been offered a PPE that you didn't want or couldn't use? Don't forget to claim your compensation back today. CustomersSuck has set aside millions for the victims of the PPE
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Old 03-23-2016, 03:48 AM
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Have you been offered a PPE that you didn't want or couldn't use? Don't forget to claim your compensation back today. CustomersSuck has set aside millions for the victims of the PPE

I literally just about had some drink come out of my nose
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Old 03-23-2016, 05:15 AM
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Oh shit It seems we, uh, neglected to warn you about Rule #1 of Customers Suck...To paraphrase:

"Never browse the site while drinking anything, lest you ruin your keyboard/monitor/laptop as a result."
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Old 03-23-2016, 02:58 PM
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Oh shit It seems we, uh, neglected to warn you about Rule #1 of Customers Suck...To paraphrase:

"Never browse the site while drinking anything, lest you ruin your keyboard/monitor/laptop as a result."
Please note: Damages resulting from a Rule #1 violation will not be compensated from the general fund...
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Old 03-26-2016, 12:02 AM
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Please apologize for my lateness, I only just got this POS laptop working again. I for one, welcome our new Overlord. May he have mercy on our souls.

If not, I hope you brought cookies. We like cookies.
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Old 03-26-2016, 01:05 AM
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If not, I hope you brought cookies. We like cookies.
I am thinking that we should hold out for bacon.
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Old 03-26-2016, 02:27 AM
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Pleased to meet you, PrplPplEater!

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Old 03-26-2016, 11:14 PM
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I am thinking that we should hold out for bacon.
Why not both?

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/197576/...bacon-cookies/
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Old 03-26-2016, 11:35 PM
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Welcome, new Overlord! I'm short on time right now, so I'll be as quick as I can. I'll make the same deal with you that I made with the 2 previous Overlords! And to explain how that works, here's my alternate self from a different corner of the Multiverse!



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Old 03-27-2016, 12:56 AM
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Am I the only one seeing ads on this site, or is that a thing now? If it is, it's fine - just wondering.
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