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Old 07-30-2017, 02:54 AM
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Hey, guys - see that tag in Jira, right side near the top of the ticket? It's green, kind of rounded, and says, in white, "RESOLVED"?

That means the ticket's been RESOLVED.

SO QUIT UPDATING IT!

Kthxbye.
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:13 PM
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Them: "So, I deleted a bunch of emails. It told me that I wouldn't be able to recover them if I deleted them, and I thought, 'Don't care, don't need 'em,' and... I was wrong."
Me: "..."
Them: "So, can you help me recover them?"
Me: "...proooobably not."

Seriously, before you did it, it TOLD you "no take-backs," YOU CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT BACK!
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Old 08-16-2017, 08:58 PM
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'I copied all the photos on my phone to the momory card and then deleted them from the galery, now they are gone from my memory card, can I get them back?'

Luckily I know about an app that can do this
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Old 08-18-2017, 11:13 PM
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You know it's going to be an interesting day when you're at work, around 8 a.m., and you encounter a piece of code that prompts you to ask one of the immortal questions:

"What monkey on crack wrote this?!?"
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Old 08-18-2017, 11:28 PM
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The worst part is when you then answer the question:

"Oh, it was me, six months ago."
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Old 08-19-2017, 12:04 AM
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The worst part is when you then answer the question:

"Oh, it was me, six months ago."
Been there, done that. Not this time, though. git blame is a wonderful thing.
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Old 08-19-2017, 04:33 AM
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You know it's going to be an interesting day when you're at work, around 8 a.m., and you encounter a piece of code that prompts you to ask one of the immortal questions:

"What monkey on crack wrote this?!?"
My husband at one point texted me from the work site where he was installing solar panels and commented to me that some of the prior work had apparently been done by crackheads and some by tweakers. Later conversation included speculating on just how much in the way of hallucinogens or krokodil had also gone into the creation of what DH was correcting.
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Old 08-25-2017, 11:10 PM
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To some of our library customers - It's definitely part of my job to provide some assistance with using public computers, and I'll help as much as I can.

However, please don't assume that I'll be familiar with navigating a particular website. Especially if it involves obtaining court documents from another state, or registering on a banking/financial services website.
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Old 08-26-2017, 12:03 AM
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I just sent you an email explaining, in EXCRUCIATING detail how to reset your account to the point that even a trained monkey should be able to figure it out so what do you do?

Call me and proceed to ask me a bunch of questions THAT THE EMAIL ALREADY ANSWERED.
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Old 09-02-2017, 07:36 PM
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I just sent you an email explaining, in EXCRUCIATING detail how to reset your account to the point that even a trained monkey should be able to figure it out so what do you do?

Call me and proceed to ask me a bunch of questions THAT THE EMAIL ALREADY ANSWERED.
I got into a stand up argument with a.... colleague about an SOP he 'wrote' as I couldn't replicate it on my system.

Apparently the fact that it all worked fine on his was enough.
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