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Old 08-08-2017, 05:21 PM
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... Now, I'm endowed with "senior moments"...
White, Grey == blonde

Hair roots just grow deeper. When they hit the white/grey matter they change color... and eat your brain! When there's nothing left, they fall out.
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Old 08-08-2017, 11:07 PM
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Recently, I was looking for my phone. Picked up my phone, and kept looking for it.
One night, in the middle of the night (I was on call) I woke up to my phone ringing, but I couldn't find it. By the time it stopped ringing, I realized that my phone was in my hand and I was using the light to search for my phone. In my hand.
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Old 08-09-2017, 12:33 AM
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I've looked for my glasses while wearing them, too. I'm fairly blind without them, so you'd think the fact that I could SEE THINGS would be a tip off but nooooo.
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Old 08-09-2017, 12:50 AM
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Old 08-09-2017, 06:26 PM
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I spent a solid half hour once looking for a book. I was reading it like ten minutes ago, it couldn't have gone far! I finally had to set down the book I was holding to use both hands to lift something up to look underneath to see if...my
..book..wait.

Yes, I'd been holding the book I was looking for the entire time, even had a finger holding my spot...
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Old 08-09-2017, 06:52 PM
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I think I set a new bar yesterday. I was at the dentist... who said "Turn your head left* Now.. I know my left from my right.. so of course.. I turned my head right.
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:13 PM
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Recently, I was looking for my phone. Picked up my phone, and kept looking for it.
I was ON my phone, talking to a friend, while *looking* for my phone.
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Old 08-15-2017, 09:29 PM
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So last night I go to brush my teeth before going to bed. I turn on the water, and am momentarily surprised when the light doesn't come on...
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Old 08-15-2017, 09:47 PM
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I've adjusted my glasses/pushed them up before, as well...when I wasn't wearing them. Especially egregious because I, too, fall into the "can't see six inches without them" camp.
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Old 08-16-2017, 04:43 AM
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I've adjusted my glasses/pushed them up before, as well...when I wasn't wearing them. Especially egregious because I, too, fall into the "can't see six inches without them" camp.
Same here. Got me a few odd looks during my couple of tries with contacts (gave up. They get dried out too fast).
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