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Old 02-19-2017, 10:27 PM
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AkaiKitsune AkaiKitsune is offline
Till/horse trainer/instructor
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: The part of Canada that isn't routinely frozen
Posts: 233
Wink Hello Humanity

Hello everyone.

I have three separate jobs to keep up with the rent in this city, all of which the customers have led me to believe humanity as a species is doomed. I often wonder how some of my customers manage such complex things as driving to my store and dressing themselves in the morning, with only the two brain cells they have to rub together.

I work as a cashier in a grocery story. Also as a professional horse trainer and as a riding instructor. Two of the three jobs only seem to attract three kinds of people... 'mummy and daddy have money', 'I love ponies', and I actually want to be here and know what im doing... Sorta'. I don't mind the third group much at all, in fact I might go so far as to say they're my least hated customer. As for being a cashier (a night cashier at that) I think why I'm here is pretty sure is self explanatory.

If my customers don't get me killed (they have tried.) I will likely be on here often. Possibly daily... Maybe multiple times a day...

Old 02-19-2017, 10:54 PM
raw1989 raw1989 is offline
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Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 252

welcome enjoy. I work in a call center currently but have worked in several and these seem to bring the best out in people lol.

Old 02-20-2017, 12:57 PM
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EricKei EricKei is offline
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Location: Wandering Greyhawk
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Welcome aboard! ^__^

Always glad to see new faces... er, avatars
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