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  • I have a deadline! So I'm going to make this difficult!

    People can go on our library website and submit a question. Before people make a request, they see: You should get a response to your e-mail within 48-72 hours, excluding weekends and holidays.

    On the form, that line is repeated. Above this repeated line on the form is: I would like an answer by (mm/dd/yy): (box to type in date).

    Notice how it says mm/dd/yy.

    So this Canadian woman fills out the form on July 28, a Wed. She just gives her first name on the form. Then she fills out on the " I would like an answer by..." as 30/07/10. So she isn't paying much attention to the form or the instructions.

    Now someone was able to look up her question and answer it on the same day. It involves photocopying an obituary. So woman has a deadline...but she doesn't contact us to get the obit until today, Aug. 4, a Wed, exactly one week after her request.

    The twit, though, gives us her last name when she calls. We have her obit under the only name she bothered to give us when she filled out the form, her first name. So cw is not finding her request. Unfortunately, he last name sounds familiar, so cw is thinking we have it under the last name, and the paper work is misplaced. I go to our computer and find it finally after looking under name of deceased, using the "find" tool.

    I'm about to run her credit card. I hope that card is working.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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  • #2
    This happens all the time at my work. Customer calls and places an order under a business name, then comes in to pick it up and gives us his name. When we can't find the order:

    Me: Could it be under any other name.
    SC: No, no way, not possible.
    Me: How about a business name?
    SC: No, no way, not possible.
    Me: Do you know who you talked to?
    SC: No, no way, not possible.
    Me: What did you order?

    Go into warehouse and search for 15 minutes.

    Me: I found it. It was under (business name.)
    SC: Yeah, thats where I work.

    This happens at least twice a day.

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    • #3
      Oh HELL yeah!!

      "What is your billing phone number?"
      xxx-xxx-yyyy (whatever)
      "We have nothing under that number"
      Try this one, 000-000-0000
      "Nope, nothing. Is there any other number you might have used?
      No, I only have those two.
      "Let me try your name" (often doesn't work, might be spelled wrong, whatever)
      John X
      "Here it is, ph # 555-555-5555?"
      Oh yeah, that's my daughter's/son's/husband's/whoever phone number....
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        I couldn't find the paper work because it was on my other cw's desk Oh, and she didn't scan it. When I saw cw, she said she didn't know how to file it since she just had the first name, and when she found out I got it off her desk (it was just laying there) she said she would scan it. Unfortunately, I had it under The Drawing of the Three so she didn't see it.

        So hopefully the patron does't complain that it was copied on negative. I added a note saying "best possible copy."

        Another patron just sent cash. What part of "If you would like a scanned photocopy, please send a check or money order...If you would like to pay by credit card...." says "or cash"?
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

        I wish porn had subtitles.

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        • #5
          Quoth STEELMAN View Post
          This happens all the time at my work. Customer calls and places an order under a business name, then comes in to pick it up and gives us his name. When we can't find the order:

          Me: Could it be under any other name.
          SC: No, no way, not possible.
          Me: How about a business name?
          SC: No, no way, not possible.
          Me: Do you know who you talked to?
          SC: No, no way, not possible.
          This would kind of piss me off. They don't even give you the benefit of the doubt and give the business name or a phone number to search by.
          To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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          • #6
            Well of course not, Hero -- they're the Customer. Therefore, they're right.
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            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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            • #7
              Racial but relevant:

              I get a lot of guests from the middle east. Now, I freely admit that there is a lot I don't know about their cultures. For instance, how many names the average person has. I'll use some generic names as an example. This is all the same guy:

              Guest books a reservation under the name Mohammed Hassan. Shows up and signs the registration as Sayed Alotaibi, but his passport lists 'First name: Ackbar Last name: Maumoud'

              I understand that naming conventions are different from culture to culture, but I don't understand the complete lack of internal consistancy. I mean, if you have 5 names, that's fine, but pick one to use as a given name, and one to use as a surname, and stick with those.
              Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

              "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                It's a pet peeve of mine that in Canada the "official" date format is dd/mm/yy. However since this country does a lot of business with American organizations, American culture and American software, a lot of people use mm/dd/yy.

                In fact, several government agencies and official departments (both federal and provincial, some of whom I've worked for) don't even know/care about the date format and use the wrong one.

                Personally I like yyyy/mm/dd only because it's immediately obvious what it is (and sorts better without having to fiddle with settings!). Isn't it neat that humanity's managed to come up with all this syntax that LOOKS exactly the same but behaves differently?
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                • #9
                  I'm not sure that you can say that year at the end is the "official" format. My cheques finally aren't making me write the date backwards, and I think that my passport did software standard too.

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                  • #10
                    Yup here in Australia, we use dd/mm/yyyy... I get confused everytime I see the U.S. format!

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