But... but... if it weren't for spiders, we'd be overrun with mosquitos!
I actually like most spiders. Just not the shiny black ones. They give me the hind-brain heebie-jeebies.
I do spider rescue. I will grab a cup, a bit of paper, and capture and release them. We had one fat orb spinner that was obviously confused; it tried to spin it's orb in the doorway between the main office and the hall to the kitchen and accounting area.
I like honey bees, too. I'm not to keen on bumble bees after being stung by one. Bumble bees can sting more than once, too. I like to pet honey bees. They're actually rather calm, for an insect.
The bugs that really creep me out, though, are potato bugs, aka the Jerusalem cricket. I had one on my bare foot, once, and I totally freaked out. They can bite pretty hard, too, from what I've read.
The worst creepy crawly experience I've ever had, however, involved a June bug, possibly one of the stupidest insects ever to fly, creep, or crawl the earth. These beetles are so stupid, they can't figure out how to get off their backs. They will try to land on water.
One of the stupid things flew down the back of my pants one spring evening. Boy was that startling.
But the worst was the one that managed to get into my bedroom a few years back. I was in bed. I was woken by the sound of something hissing near my head. I started to get a bit agitated, so I lifted my head up, and the sound followed me. It was in my hair! That's when I freaked. I grabbed the ends of my hair, held it up away from my head and started yelling at Nekojin to turn on the light and "get it out! get it out!" If I'd known it was a stupid ass June bug, I wouldn't have flipped out. But when you've got something hissing in agitation only inches away from your head, rational thought doesn't get a whole lot of say.
I'm just glad I don't live where they have things like bullet ants, so named for how incredibly painful their bite is.
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I actually like most spiders. Just not the shiny black ones. They give me the hind-brain heebie-jeebies.
I do spider rescue. I will grab a cup, a bit of paper, and capture and release them. We had one fat orb spinner that was obviously confused; it tried to spin it's orb in the doorway between the main office and the hall to the kitchen and accounting area.
I like honey bees, too. I'm not to keen on bumble bees after being stung by one. Bumble bees can sting more than once, too. I like to pet honey bees. They're actually rather calm, for an insect.
The bugs that really creep me out, though, are potato bugs, aka the Jerusalem cricket. I had one on my bare foot, once, and I totally freaked out. They can bite pretty hard, too, from what I've read.
The worst creepy crawly experience I've ever had, however, involved a June bug, possibly one of the stupidest insects ever to fly, creep, or crawl the earth. These beetles are so stupid, they can't figure out how to get off their backs. They will try to land on water.
One of the stupid things flew down the back of my pants one spring evening. Boy was that startling.
But the worst was the one that managed to get into my bedroom a few years back. I was in bed. I was woken by the sound of something hissing near my head. I started to get a bit agitated, so I lifted my head up, and the sound followed me. It was in my hair! That's when I freaked. I grabbed the ends of my hair, held it up away from my head and started yelling at Nekojin to turn on the light and "get it out! get it out!" If I'd known it was a stupid ass June bug, I wouldn't have flipped out. But when you've got something hissing in agitation only inches away from your head, rational thought doesn't get a whole lot of say.
I'm just glad I don't live where they have things like bullet ants, so named for how incredibly painful their bite is.
^-.-^
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