Where's the brain bleach???
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Quoth Bonnie Bitch View PostOn Monday, I saw Polly, and she's all better. I printed out the post from Shironu, and she says to say thanks for the well-wishes. <big hug>
The SC is alive and recovering from the smoke inhalation. When the fire trucks and EMT's arrived, she was halfway out the window.... kind of. She had dropped the phone and was trying to <drum roll, please be seated>.....
CRAWL BACK INSIDE TO GET IT!!!!!!!!
B) It's no longer Carbon Monoxide inhalation here. It's getting dropped on your head as a kid. Repeatedly. Like a basket ball.
Now I've heard of people try to get back in the house for their pets. I understand that, I'd do it for Phantom in a heartbeat.
But for a phone?Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!
"I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.
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Quoth Bonnie Bitch View PostAnd then it dawned on me -- Polly needs a "special friend," as we say in coded language. And since being a fag hag has worked out splendidly for me lo these many years, I highly recommended it.
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Quoth Getoutofmylobby View PostThat sounded a bit like a prank call... well... until the coughing and shrieking started.This area is left blank for a reason.
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Quoth Tria View PostIndeed, I got a couple of them friends and it works well. They help me decide what to wear for job interviews, and I make sure no one messes with them. :P
Sunday brunch is never dull, either.
And I **always** run my new "manpanions" past Jack before anything gets too serious, since my taste in men is.... well.... really crappy.
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Quoth karma_gypsy View PostThat's what I was thinking as well . . . thinkin' "what a cruel, cruel joke to play on someone . . ." then the story kept getting worse and worse. Poor Polly, I feel for her, I'm glad she's doing better. Kudos to Bonnie, and to Biff Studly for keeping a level head and getting emergency services.
1. As a new employee, I didn't know how to look up EMS/911 numbers for other calling areas, so I'm glad Biff was nearby
2. When Polly had her meltdown and locked herself in the ladies' room.
Yeahyeahyeah, I'm a nurturer/caregiver ... who knew?
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Quoth Tria View PostNot a shopper, I have the fashion sense of a fratboy. I take that back, I bathe and do laundry, but I just can't coordinate.
OMG -- and the infamous "Bonnie's Closet" incident........ <hanging head in shame>
All I can say is.... Thank GOD ALMIGHTY for my gays!
Plus, Jack's cute, and he's always willing to be my "date," if he's not <coughcough> busy <coughcough>.
It works out well, 'cause if I get hit on by some dirtbag, I introduce Jack as "my boyfriend/fiancé/friend with benefits." All of which is true.
And when I get hit on by someone who isn't a dirtbag, I say, "Oh, and this is my gay, Jack." He likes that one. It makes him giggle.
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