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Did you hear about the Tolkien elf that practiced Scientology?
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Old 07-15-2015, 12:04 AM
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Default Did you hear about the Tolkien elf that practiced Scientology?

His name was Elrond Hubbard.

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Old 07-16-2015, 02:52 AM
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Ohhh, groaner!
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Old 07-17-2015, 11:32 PM
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*groan*
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A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

Another theory states that this has already happened.

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Also, there's an opera about a rodent that gnaws on the valve stems of tires - Deflator Mouse.
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