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Old 07-26-2014, 12:05 AM
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Did you read the headline about a chicken farmer who got attacked by a bull after buying a really big rooster?

It said, "Bull Has Beef with Man with Giant Cock."
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Old 08-02-2014, 01:21 AM
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Did you read the headline about a chicken farmer who got attacked by a bull after buying a really big rooster?

It said, "Bull Has Beef with Man with Giant Cock."
That's right down there with the hit man named Artie who made a killing at the grocery store.

Headline read: Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar at the A&P.
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Old 08-12-2014, 03:28 AM
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A recent study has found that among male SCs, none were circumcised. Not surprising, since you can't circumcise a SC - there's no end to those pricks.
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:35 PM
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A recent study has found that among male SCs, none were circumcised. Not surprising, since you can't circumcise a SC - there's no end to those pricks.
Did you hear science has proven at one time we all were nothing but ? I guess some never grew past that stage.

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Old 08-20-2014, 05:39 AM
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Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing started bothering her: Little Johnny used only black and browns for his drawings. Fearing a problem and not wanting it to get worse, she decided to take him to a child psychologist.

The psychologist delicately went to work. He gave Little Johnny a battery of psychological tests. He chatted with Little Johnny. Everything seemed perfectly normal. Yet every day, Little Johnny continued to bring home drawings in only blacks and browns.

Frustrated at not being able to get to the root of the problem and fearful that something was terribly wrong, the child psychologist decided to give Little Johnny some paper and a box of crayons and observe what happened.

Little Johnny opened the box of crayons and said "Oh, boy! A new box of crayons! At school we only have old boxes, and the only ones left in mine are black and brown!"
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Old 09-08-2014, 01:58 PM
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If roosters crossing the road make you stop your car, are you being cock blocked?
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Old 09-08-2014, 02:07 PM
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A former wide receiver was recently at a lake when he was almost hit by a flying Canadian. The headline read, "Swann Ducks Goose."
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Old 09-08-2014, 02:15 PM
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I realized that I have been making fowl entries into this thread.
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Old 09-14-2014, 12:20 AM
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Catcul, you've been making poultry attempts at comedy

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Old 09-14-2014, 01:20 AM
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Confucius say man who have hole in pocket feel nuts.
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