Go Back   Customers Suck! > The Heart of the Site > Sucky Customers

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes

  #21  
Old 11-17-2010, 12:42 AM
Kereminde Kereminde is offline
Cashier
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 87
Default

Re #2:

Store managers don't like to hear about customers who try to extort their employees, or their company. If the customers are stupid enough, they stop being customers and become . . . excommunicato . . .

It becomes much easier if you manage to yank a name or photo ID out of them for the gift card transaction before you invite them to leave the premises.

  #22  
Old 11-17-2010, 05:56 AM
Kristev's Avatar
Kristev Kristev is offline
Tarot-carrying novelist.
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Back in Idaho, Land of the Barbarians, longing for
Posts: 3,758
Default

So my recent watching of Tyler Perry movies is a bad thing because my skin is peach, not sepia or brunette? Oh my! De de de de de de de de if she only had a brain . . .


I have another song, too: "Grab your coat and wave goodbye to your friends. I want to take you where the night never ends. I feel the need to sweep you off of your feet. You and me we should be dancin' in the sheets . . . dancing in the sheets."
__________________
Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

  #23  
Old 11-17-2010, 09:15 AM
Imogene Imogene is offline
Juwl 2: Juwl Harder
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 4,757
Default

Quote:
Quoth doogiej View Post
Crap. I have The Nightmare Before Christmas sheets. What does that make me?
A skeleton?
__________________
"I call murder on that!"

  #24  
Old 11-17-2010, 10:06 AM
Bright_Star's Avatar
Bright_Star Bright_Star is offline
Diner Darlin'
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,376
Default

I'm stunned that, in this day & age, that racism still manages to rear its ugly head in the most unexpected of ways.
I get this---->"You can't be Puerto Rican cause you don't have an accent!" So I say this--->"Yeah, I'm full blooded Puerto Rican, both of my parents were born & raised there;I was born there & raised HERE!" So they look at me like I'm crazy & then go on to ask why I don't speak it around them. Why should I speak spanish in front of a bunch of white people who don't even like tacos???...LMAO!
You can't make this shit up, you really can't.

  #25  
Old 11-17-2010, 01:02 PM
Grape The Cat Grape The Cat is offline
Customer
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Southwestern New Jersey
Posts: 177
Default

Well, both "ladies" were banned. Number 1 was banned for shoplifting, and not the actions described in this thread. Number 2 was banned after she threatened an associate. Yeah, we got some really odd people in my WM, and I don't mean odd in a good way.

  #26  
Old 11-18-2010, 02:21 AM
PepperElf PepperElf is offline
Elective
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Elective ban
Posts: 10,417
Default

at least you have 2 less crazies to deal with.
hope your coworker can also ban her from knocking on the door too.

and irony. i didn't know who tyler was (thought it was a girl actually) so i looked up the name on google images.
this was the first picture. dunno who he is still but apparently he can pull off a good drag look.

maybe you can send this photo to the second customer.

  #27  
Old 11-18-2010, 03:00 AM
GreySergal GreySergal is offline
Bagger
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 19
Default

So THAT's why I like guys.

DAMN YOU WALMART BRAND SHEETS! *FISTSHAKE!*

  #28  
Old 11-18-2010, 07:53 AM
Tama's Avatar
Tama Tama is offline
Area Manager
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 1,661
Default

I saw my first Tyler Perry movie, it was "Diary of a Mad Black Woman." I did not know who Tyler Perry was at this time.

I honest-to-god thought Madea was really played by a woman. That guy really knows how to crossdress!
__________________
My Guide to Oblivion

"I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

Last edited by Tama; 11-18-2010 at 07:57 AM.

  #29  
Old 11-18-2010, 08:03 AM
42_42_42's Avatar
42_42_42 42_42_42 is offline
misidiotaic
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: GA, USA
Posts: 621
Default

Quote:
Quoth doogiej View Post
Crap. I have The Nightmare Before Christmas sheets. What does that make me?
Awesome.




As for the two SCs...those are 2 people we could all get along perfectly fine without. Too bad being a crazy entitlement whore asshole doesn't warrant the death penalty...then again, if it did, death row would be REALLY full.
__________________
Don't wanna; not gonna.

  #30  
Old 11-18-2010, 08:27 PM
Mr.Customer Mr.Customer is offline
Cashier
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 64
Default

Quote:
Quoth GreySergal View Post
So THAT's why I like guys.

DAMN YOU WALMART BRAND SHEETS! *FISTSHAKE!*
It gives a bit of insite as to why she was returning the sheets. I bet they were on her son's bed when she caught him doing something...lol
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:19 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.