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Old 10-01-2009, 03:24 PM
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Because they're bigger than the average shrimp.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what does that make Congress?
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:35 PM
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The opposite of progress?

Why the HELL so they call it a Mobile station when it doens't move???
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Old 10-03-2009, 02:23 PM
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Just because?

Why do Avenue Q songs keep getting stuck in my head?
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:12 PM
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Why the HELL don't MMPRPGs have pants for female characters? I hate skirts!
Play Guild Wars. Everyone Except Dervishes and Paragons get the option of Pants, and it's equal-opportunity. So you can see big, burly warriors wearing Skirts.


Why do people try to rub my belly for good luck?

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Old 10-03-2009, 04:26 PM
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because they want you to snap their hands off and slap them in the face with their own hands.

Why do people think I have all the answers for their problems? Do I look like the oracle of Delphi?
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:43 PM
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Well, your a mom. Moms know everything.


Why do I suck at life?
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:46 PM
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Why the HELL do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

I actually know the answer to this. Parkways usually go through public parks. Driveways were named because they used to be big loops that allowed carriages to drive up to the house and then drive out to the street again...hence the name, driveway.

And Plaidman, you don't suck at life unless you give up

What I want to know is, who put the bop in the bop shu bop shu bop?
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:00 PM
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The same person who put the ram in rama lama ding dong.

Why the hell am I answering this when I have no why the hell to ask?

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Old 10-04-2009, 06:10 AM
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because you can't resist us.

How on earth do my children manage to find where I hide my chocolate stash?
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Old 10-04-2009, 07:33 AM
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Because they can follow the trail of sugary goodness like a bloodhound

Why is it that when we mail something on a truck it's 'shipping' but when it's on a boat it's 'cargo'?
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