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Old 11-23-2013, 04:47 AM
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Old 11-23-2013, 05:21 AM
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"I have a bad feeling about this..."

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Old 11-23-2013, 12:44 PM
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And Krazy Kat...
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Old 11-23-2013, 04:37 PM
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And then you have Lynda and Brenda doing the "Texas Two-Kick" on the vintage room-sized mainframe to get it going again (before they finally overrode their bosses and replaced the thing themselves and got in boogles of trouble over that, but that's another story altogether.)

Works better if both are wearing heels . . .
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"I have a bad feeling about this..."
"It's not my fault!"


Also, if hitting things really makes them work, I've got some past coworkers I need to contact.
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