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So for those of you who don't know, I left my previous job (hence the lack of posts. My new boss is insane but actually has standards for both employees and customers) after a customer assulted one of our staff and the sups did fuckall about it.
Anyway this isn't about that.
I have my nights back!! No more shitty evening or day shifts.
Anyway, because of the risk of robbery we give cops free drinks to encourage their frequent presence. Not at all because some of those cops look p a r t i c u l a r l y good in uniform. And I do not oggle thank you very much.
So this asshat comes in without a mask and throws a tantrum like a child when he's told to either put his mask on, buy one, or leave. Goes on this tirade about how he has a right to not wear a mask and we're infringing on his freedom I'm sure you've heard the same shit before.
Meanwhile. While he's at the counter refusing to wear a mask and throwing a increasingly creative tantrum this lovely specimen of a cop walks right up behind him and starts writing. He sees me smile because I know exactly what the cops doing. He's stupid not me. And takes offense. Tries to throw a punch and slams into the plexiglass instead because he's a clever cookie. Goes to turn around and leave, with all the theatre of his 8th grade drama class.
Almost trips over the cop.
Who slaps him with the standard COVID fines for not wearing a mask in businesses. For being a belligerent asshole, for attempted assault, apparently there's an actual law against using loud profanity in a public place. An old blue law that was never taken off the rulebook from what I was told later. And every other ticket they could. When I asked how much that was the cops shrugged and said probably around $5000.
We gave him the donuts from write-offs to take back to his buddies. Their only like half a day old, not even expired.
Anyway this isn't about that.
I have my nights back!! No more shitty evening or day shifts.
Anyway, because of the risk of robbery we give cops free drinks to encourage their frequent presence. Not at all because some of those cops look p a r t i c u l a r l y good in uniform. And I do not oggle thank you very much.
So this asshat comes in without a mask and throws a tantrum like a child when he's told to either put his mask on, buy one, or leave. Goes on this tirade about how he has a right to not wear a mask and we're infringing on his freedom I'm sure you've heard the same shit before.
Meanwhile. While he's at the counter refusing to wear a mask and throwing a increasingly creative tantrum this lovely specimen of a cop walks right up behind him and starts writing. He sees me smile because I know exactly what the cops doing. He's stupid not me. And takes offense. Tries to throw a punch and slams into the plexiglass instead because he's a clever cookie. Goes to turn around and leave, with all the theatre of his 8th grade drama class.
Almost trips over the cop.
Who slaps him with the standard COVID fines for not wearing a mask in businesses. For being a belligerent asshole, for attempted assault, apparently there's an actual law against using loud profanity in a public place. An old blue law that was never taken off the rulebook from what I was told later. And every other ticket they could. When I asked how much that was the cops shrugged and said probably around $5000.
We gave him the donuts from write-offs to take back to his buddies. Their only like half a day old, not even expired.
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