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Old 06-12-2008, 04:35 AM
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"What country are you from?"
"America."
"OH MY GOD YES!!! Normally I have to deal with Canadians."
What in the world is so awful about Canada?



"What number should I call?"
"Well, you guys may still have that on file from when I first got your service way back when and first started dealing with your company and I haven't had any problems until now and it is my cell phone because I have vonage and my home number isn't working with the internet down and it is the number I'm calling from."


"And what would you like your password to be? It needs to be at least eight characters."
"The last eight of my account number."
"Okay, setting it to 12345678"
"No, 2345678, the last eight."
"That is the last seven."
"Okay, 2345678."
"That is still only seven digits."
"TWOOOO, THREEEEE, FOOOOOUR, etc."
"Still only SEEEVEEEEN digits... why don't we do (company)1?"

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Old 06-12-2008, 04:41 AM
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Are you trying to tell me that seven doesn't equal eight?
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Old 06-12-2008, 05:12 AM
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It doesn't?!? Oh, damn!

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Old 06-12-2008, 05:24 AM
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7 doesn't equal 8? this world is officially FUBARed now

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Old 06-12-2008, 05:32 AM
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I bet seven would have equled eight if they got the rep from Canada.

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Old 06-12-2008, 06:34 AM
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7 doesn't equal 8? this world is officially FUBARed now
But it does, for sufficiently large values of 7 and sufficiently small values of 8.

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Old 06-12-2008, 10:47 AM
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Just as long as Pi is still 3 and a bit, we're safe.
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:19 PM
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I bet seven would have equled eight if they got the rep from Canada.

well of course conversion to Canadian numbers and all
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:25 PM
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God, that reminds me of the jokes that were running all round back when we began to use the Euro as a currency. Every time some body uttered a sentence including a number, be it a length, weight, year, whatever, just as long as it's numerics, there would be a person who would ask : "And how much is that in Euros ?" Up to the point when someone would ask the question about... a price which was stated in Euros.
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:46 PM
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"OH MY GOD YES!!! Normally I have to deal with Canadians."
What in the world is so awful about Canada?
In his defense, I'm also getting a little tired of dealing with them day in and day out.
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