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I had a Freudian slip on a writing piece...'cummunity' (media release for a conservative party member promoting family values). 
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Last edited by Mishi; 04-05-2012, 12:27 AM.Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
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"It's all good except for the PHP."
Me to my sister: "Would you be so kind as to not flick sugar in my eye?"
Me: "Wow, it is tumbleweed central out there."
My sister: "Any trampolines?"
Me: "Nope. No trampolines."
Me: "I actually used 'complete and total sissy-chicken' in a sentence today! I feel so nerdishly happy."
Me: "'Grr'?"
My bestie: "'Grr' I say unto ye!"
My sister: "Damn the man!"
Me: "Is his name Spam?"
Sister: "His name is Spam!" (With 'damn', 'man', and 'Spam' all said with the same 'a' sound as in 'Ha!')
"How *dare* you!"
"Mine says, 'Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity'.""Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)Comment
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Your heels tend to either look like crusted over popped blisters or like they got fresh burns.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"How about you get a nice tall glass of PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?"PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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"I don't like salty nuts"
"The gym is a place that you can be ugly while working out."Comment
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Just don't walk into any woman holes.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Oh my god I've never seen so many pandasAs soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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Voicemail message, with cat mewing in background: This answering machine has been hooked up to 10,000 volts and wired to this small kitten. If you don't leave a message after the tone, little Fluffy here will be blown to smithereens. It's your choice. HAHAHAHAH!Last edited by Barracuda; 04-06-2012, 09:32 AM.Comment
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"Do you think they will mind if I take a lump hammer to it, I'll send the bits back to them"As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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"Grab a cat, and toss it in there, that should set it off!"Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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"my hand is sticky....but I don't know what it tastes like..""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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Me: "You want to leave a trail of chocolate mini-eggs for the kids to follow in the morning?"
Rugz: "Yes!"
Me: "I see. So you want to make it look like the Easter Bunny has dropped off the eggs, turned around, seen the dogs, and shat himself while running away from them through the house? Sweet!"Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
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Haven't you heard it's Nightmare on Elmo Street.Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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Me: What are you eating?"
Roomie: Tapioca
Me: You like Tapioca? *I didn't know that she did at the time*
Roomie: I like my pudding with balls.Comment
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I'm taking off my pants as soon as we get home. Good grief Rugz, you shouldn't find it exciting!Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
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