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Foresight
SC: "Where's the hotel?"
Me: "It's on xxx streetname."
SC: "Hmmm, I don't know where that is….is it on the strip?"
Me: "I'm not sure, I'm not in Las Vegas."
SC: "Well, I have a map here!"
Good for you! That’s thinking ahead! You knew you were going to fly America West so you wisely prepared maps of every possible location they would unceremoniously dump you in and leave you stranded. I applaud this foresight. However, a better plan would have been to simply not fly America West to begin with. So I will still have to penalize you a few points. Fear not though, you still have enough left for a peanut butter cookie and a Spongebob sticker.
867
Me: "and what's your name?"
SC: "Uh…uh……uh…um…..Xavier"
Well then, Professor X, how many pairs of pants were you in need of?
Mmmkay
SC: "Tell him LJ called."
Me: "Alright-"
SC: "No no, tell him Lynyrd Skynyrd called!"
Me: "……"
SC: "You don't believe me, do you?"
Me: "No, no I don't"
SC: "Yeah, well, uh, I've been dead for a couple of weeks!"
Me: "….."
SC: "But I'm resurrected! Back from the dead!"
Me: "Right….I'll let him know."
SC: "No no, don't he's probably raking his girl."
Me: "……."
SC: "Just tell em I called."
Me: "Alright."
Well, Lazarus, I won't *tell* him, but I will *warn* him you called. Later on anyway. As you indicated he's probably out in the backyard using his significant other to facilitate the completion of yard work.
867
Me: "Alright, I only have it in white."
SC: "Noooooooooo! But, I wanted it in BLACK!!!"
Well, we don't always get what we want, do we? For instance you're not currently writhing under the angry, frothing mass of a marauding polar bear while your friends and family cheer it on from the patio. So we're *both* disappointed.
Um....
( On ye old certain US government agency line.. )
SC: "Yeah, can I get back into the air force?"
If by "air force" you mean "padded room away from sharp objects", sure. I'll see what I can do. You just sit tight and try to keep the gremlins at bay till back up arrives. Don't worry, Red Leader, we've gotcha covered.
Um...Round 2 ( Same guy, 15 minutes later )
SC: "Do know what state NASA is in and what their phone number is?"
I'm not sure what kind of qualifications you've deluded yourself into having, but I think you should be aiming *lower*, not higher with your career possibilities. Something along the lines of say "stamp licker", "meth head" or "Guy that argues with imaginary ferret on the B-Line bus."
You need ME to tell you to do that?!
SC: "A car just rammed into one of our gas pumps. Now its pretty badly damaged. Should I turn the gas off?"
Naaah, in fact, now would the ideal time for a smoke break!
867
Me: "and the item number?"
SC: "xxxx-1 sixteen"
Me: "xxxx-1 1 6?"
SC: "no, xxxx-1 1 5"
Hmmm….ok, I gave you the benefit of the doubt and read up on the Inuktitut language. However, strangely enough, even in Inuktitut numbers still go in the same order. Thus I have to conclude that you sir, are just an idiot.
Yay~ (Thank Raps for the hosting. ^^)
867...
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g...ournumbers.mp3
Insanity
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g.../inthemail.mp3
Ah yes, haven't we all been there?
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g...ofaproblem.mp3
(Yes, I do know where it is. But its the 3rd time he called and I'm trying not to encourage him.) -.-
Foresight
SC: "Where's the hotel?"
Me: "It's on xxx streetname."
SC: "Hmmm, I don't know where that is….is it on the strip?"
Me: "I'm not sure, I'm not in Las Vegas."
SC: "Well, I have a map here!"
Good for you! That’s thinking ahead! You knew you were going to fly America West so you wisely prepared maps of every possible location they would unceremoniously dump you in and leave you stranded. I applaud this foresight. However, a better plan would have been to simply not fly America West to begin with. So I will still have to penalize you a few points. Fear not though, you still have enough left for a peanut butter cookie and a Spongebob sticker.
867
Me: "and what's your name?"
SC: "Uh…uh……uh…um…..Xavier"
Well then, Professor X, how many pairs of pants were you in need of?
Mmmkay
SC: "Tell him LJ called."
Me: "Alright-"
SC: "No no, tell him Lynyrd Skynyrd called!"
Me: "……"
SC: "You don't believe me, do you?"
Me: "No, no I don't"
SC: "Yeah, well, uh, I've been dead for a couple of weeks!"
Me: "….."
SC: "But I'm resurrected! Back from the dead!"
Me: "Right….I'll let him know."
SC: "No no, don't he's probably raking his girl."
Me: "……."
SC: "Just tell em I called."
Me: "Alright."
Well, Lazarus, I won't *tell* him, but I will *warn* him you called. Later on anyway. As you indicated he's probably out in the backyard using his significant other to facilitate the completion of yard work.
867
Me: "Alright, I only have it in white."
SC: "Noooooooooo! But, I wanted it in BLACK!!!"
Well, we don't always get what we want, do we? For instance you're not currently writhing under the angry, frothing mass of a marauding polar bear while your friends and family cheer it on from the patio. So we're *both* disappointed.
Um....
( On ye old certain US government agency line.. )
SC: "Yeah, can I get back into the air force?"
If by "air force" you mean "padded room away from sharp objects", sure. I'll see what I can do. You just sit tight and try to keep the gremlins at bay till back up arrives. Don't worry, Red Leader, we've gotcha covered.
Um...Round 2 ( Same guy, 15 minutes later )
SC: "Do know what state NASA is in and what their phone number is?"
I'm not sure what kind of qualifications you've deluded yourself into having, but I think you should be aiming *lower*, not higher with your career possibilities. Something along the lines of say "stamp licker", "meth head" or "Guy that argues with imaginary ferret on the B-Line bus."
You need ME to tell you to do that?!
SC: "A car just rammed into one of our gas pumps. Now its pretty badly damaged. Should I turn the gas off?"
Naaah, in fact, now would the ideal time for a smoke break!
867
Me: "and the item number?"
SC: "xxxx-1 sixteen"
Me: "xxxx-1 1 6?"
SC: "no, xxxx-1 1 5"
Hmmm….ok, I gave you the benefit of the doubt and read up on the Inuktitut language. However, strangely enough, even in Inuktitut numbers still go in the same order. Thus I have to conclude that you sir, are just an idiot.
Yay~ (Thank Raps for the hosting. ^^)
867...
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g...ournumbers.mp3
Insanity
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g.../inthemail.mp3
Ah yes, haven't we all been there?
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g...ofaproblem.mp3
(Yes, I do know where it is. But its the 3rd time he called and I'm trying not to encourage him.) -.-
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